"Never forget that you are the protagonist of your own story

and the antagonist of someone else’s!

And a possible love interest in some other peoples!"

If it sounds like writing, rewrite it.

Everything you do is research. Washing the dishes, going to a party, watching Adventure Time--research. 

Make as many mistakes as you can. Your characters will thank you.

Break every rule of writing.

DO NOT ASK ME TO READ OR REVIEW YOUR STORY. YOUR MESSAGE WILL BE IGNORED. I get too many read requests to fulfill them all, and most of the time i have done them, i was attacked for offering constructive criticism rather than sugar-coated praise. So rather than wasting my time and yours, i now don't take read requests period. I don't even have time to do them even if i were to accept them, so I hope you all understand where I'm coming from. 
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The Essence of Sin

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@RappyTheDinosaur lol i got a good chuckle out of it. 
Daww thanks! :) you are too kind, my friend. 
Idk i tried bouling potatoes yoday (stove, not microwave) and they came out half mushy half crunchy.... So i think it's just me. Literally the only food i can cook is omlettes and pasta. Oo and i make great peanutbutter oatmeal :9

I'm not sure why I'm reading this....
Eh, no regrets. xD

I tried making hot chocolate in the microwave and apparently 2 minutes is too long. It exploded. >_> I spent a good 30 minutes trying to clean hot cocoa off the inside of the microwave. Some of it got BURNED onto the mug too. How the heck do you burn hot chocolate?! Apparently I can do it. 

Gah, microwave cooking sucks, man. I feel your pain, Rapps.