About

Okayyy about me:

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-Uploads are going to be very infrequent for the moment, I'm having a little medical blip lol...

- Also, I love reading other people's stories etc, but I don't have much time to write let alone read, so if you want me to read your story you are going to have to keep on bugging me as I forget easily. I won't take it the wrong way if you consistantly spam my wall till I do, lol.

-I prefer stories that stick to the same POV, hence why all my stories stay in first person throughout with the same character. I like to have an element of surprise and mystery to the story However, I am open to all narratives and genres :)

-I'm blonde, so that explains a few things, plus I have blue eyes. 

- I live on the outskirts of London.

-I have a massive fear of spiders and my favourite books are by Eva Ibbotson, they are so good but not many people know about them. I still love Harry Potter, you can't be in my opinion a Brit and not love it :P


-I have a younger sister on this site and she is a brilliant writer already. (verticallychallenged - check her out)

Any other questions please ask.

People I own;

QWPUHA (aka @Lilly-rain), she likes to think that she is boss, but anyone who knows her realises she just loves the attention, ain't that right GWPUHA? She enjoys people's embarrassment so just make sure you are all good and proper when she is around, pahahaha!

@Shyspirit -- She is my bestie on this site and is the best partner in crime anyone could wish for, ain't that right lil'm?

@A-Kinch-- A, is the nicest person I have met. She is also my gang up on Tash buddy. A is also the amazing, superduper person who helps edit my stories :) love you A!!!
  • Location:
    Oxted
  • Joined:
    3 years ago

Reading Lists


6 Published Works

Featured work.

I'm Pointing This At The Target...Right? (on hold, being re-worked)

Social data: 1K reads. 46 votes. 17 comments.

Description: Annie's father works for the MI6. When he is kidnapped, Annie is left with the mission to find the only person who can find him. Together, Nick, her dad's most trusted spy, and Annie must work together to piece together the clues of his mysterious d...


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