Status: My element is fire, I'm 54% evil and on my way to world domination.... (1 year ago)

WordofMan

Name Aili
Location Australia
Member Since Nov 29, 2011
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I want you wake up at four a clock in the morning and stand outside, naked. Let the world stop for that moment and feel everything around you. Let the air touch your skin and the birds sing in your ears. Let the salty ocean morning tickle your nose and the dusty timber irritate your feet. 
Because, it is moments like these that make life worth while.

I've been told that I'm a happy-go-lucky person, but I have the tendency to be feisty when it matters. 
I can be brutally honest if I want to, but I generally tone it down.
I do bite, so watch out. 
I love summer and being completely lazy. 
I like doing things to the best of my ability and I can get really passionate about what I believe in. 
I'm somewhat of a spelling and grammar Nazi.
I have a thing for hard liquor, and yes, I can hold my drink rather well.
I have a habit of getting into trouble. 
I love the shocked look on peoples faces when I tell them my age, they all think I'm years younger. 
If the world was ruled by monopoly, I'd be the richest bastard that ever lived. 
I am the queen of checkers and have not been beat since eighth grade. 
I am, by all means, a nerd. 
I've been called cute by everyone I know and its annoying. Why can't I be sexy?
I've travelled to over seven countries, and one continent in my life time and am planning on travelling the world. 
I love adventure and anything different and against the norm.
I am bored of talking about me, so how about we talk about you?

P.S: Definition of man in reference to my username: The human race without reference to the gender.

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Sex Incorporated.

Sex Incorporated.

4 parts / 6 pages, updated Feb 03, 2012RPictures
Ava is a nineteen year old prostitute for a major business. On her weekly night off she meets a young constable that she slowly falls in love with. Sadly one of her client... read more
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lolipopmix
lolipopmix

1 year ago
@WordofMan I'm 18 and 1/2 as well and was told a few weeks ago I look fourteen! But I usually get 15/16.. It sucks.
alirah
alirah

1 year ago
I know how you feel.... I'm 22 and my own boss STILL cards me!!! Lol
WordofMan
WordofMan

1 year ago
@GuessMySecret Aw, sucks. At least they don't ask if your legal or anything. I'm constantly bugged about it. 
WordofMan
WordofMan

1 year ago
@GuessMySecret Eighteen and a half now,but people still think I'm sixteen!
WordofMan
WordofMan

1 year ago
I updated! Woohoo! And its still Friday in some country somewhere so I can get away with it! 
Anyway, enjoy. 
WordofMan
WordofMan

1 year ago
Okay, It's Friday and I promised to update tonight, but alas, the day I have the work written and ready my computer decides to fuck with me.
Anyway, after what seemed like an eternity of trying to post the chapter I've given up. I'll try tomorrow and see what happens- this might also be technically considered updated on a Friday if it works tomorrow, Australia is pretty far ahead-
I think the problem is the new antivirus software my friend downloaded onto my computer. 
Well, it is a Friday and the night is young. I shall now abandon you all for the pleasures of fine alcohol and the human flesh.
Hmm, the last bit was a bit fucked up. Bah, who gives. 
WordofMan
WordofMan

1 year ago
@DeeDiamonte You're welcome! Haha, I'll be sure to write more of them then :)
Will try!
Entranced
Entranced

1 year ago
@WordofMan - Hey, thanks for voting and commenting on my story! *scream* I gotta say, I love your comments :)
I hope you enjoy what's left at my attempt to write, ahaha! Stay awesome!
- Dee, xo
WordofMan
WordofMan

1 year ago
I updated Sex Incorporated. Finally! It felt like forever. Anyway, its a short chapter, but don't worry I'm making up for it in the next chapter. 
WordofMan
WordofMan

1 year ago
@aussiebabe1 You're welcome :) 
Happy belated Australia Day to you too. 

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