Name Walter Eckland
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Walter Eckland is an odd sort of duck who throws a bunch of words together and then hacks the heck out of them afterwards. Sometimes they align well pre or post the masticating. Sometimes said words align humorously. Once they made someone cry. We don't know why. Most times the words get tossed in an electronic waste receptacle to be reused in a more conventional manor by someone who probably DID pay attention in seventh grade English and did learn about grammar, punctuation and run on sentences while Walter was listening to his ADHD and trying desperately to sit still.

Walter used to spend a boatload of time in airplanes crossing the little pond between the North East of the new world and the old continent. Australian Shiraz fueled much of the word proliferation during that time until Walter switched to Cabernet Sauvignon.

These days Walter does a little repetitive South to North travel path and dusts off some old words and tries to make sense of what ever nonsense he intended at the time. Most of his ramblings fall into silly children's books or old style Science Fiction. One SciFi book involves a fat lady and a Volvo.

Walter's first Kindle offering involves a young girl that reminds him a bit of his daughter. There are three more books in the series (so far) and if Walter would stop obsessively reading web stuff about how to get his nonsense novel noticed and trying to convince people to cough up 2.99 American and instead got back to Cabernet and Microsoft Word he could release book two of the whole Corie Universe Feeder thingy. Book three takes a few odds turns and almost makes a point or two.

Hang on and give me a second I'm looking for a corkscrew so I can finish this bio.


Corie World Creator (Corie Universe Feeder Book Three)

Corie World Creator (Corie Universe Feeder Book Three)

1 page, updated Jan 17, 2012G
141 reads votes 2 comments 0
Corie Castle Builder (Corie Universe Feeder Book Two)

Corie Castle Builder (Corie Universe Feeder Book Two)

3 pages, updated Jan 02, 2012G
Corie continues her life of complete nonsense mixed with actually doing something worthwhile in this second book of the Corie Universe Feede... read more
68 reads votes 1 comments 0
Corie Universe Feeder (Book One)

Corie Universe Feeder (Book One)

4 pages, updated Jan 02, 2012G
What’s not to love about digging and mud? Corie: tall, thin, scruffy, female, student, blondish, smart, creative, outspoken, trouble-finding, precocious (w... read more
288 reads votes 4 comments 6
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