Tyro31

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"-and then I'm going to dump the bodies in the river... Huh? It's starting?"

HEY, you! So I'm Tyro31, but you can call me Mister T. Or Master, whatever rolls off the tongue better. Here are my stats:

-Dude (last time I checked)

-23 years of life (where's me false teeth and cane?)

-Studying computer-ma-bobs (how duz i inturnet)

-Reads all genres (includes fan-fiction, poetry, LGBT)

-Dated your mom (achievement unlocked)

Important links here:

My Amazon Books - https://www.amazon.com/David-Tyne/e/B01M1S0BXA

My Mailing List (Sign up or be lame) - http://eepurl.com/cfJBj5

Anyway, glad to make your acquaintance! Drop me a PM if you ever feel like chatting or bartering up some critiques, I don't bite. Well, it's more like I can't bite, for legal reasons. It's all political nonsense, really. You try to eat one cop's face off, and they never let you hear the end of it...

So, yeah! Stick around, maybe take a look at one of my stories if you're interested, and stay safe!

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Oh, aren't you a little motherfu-

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