Hi there! If I could be bothered, I'd give you a whole paragraph filled with witty, yet pointless, facts about me, but I really can't be fucked, so...
-- My name is Emily Horan Malik Payne Styles Tomlinson. Well, not really. But, yeah -- I'd like it to be, but nope. So, call me Emily.
Or perhaps, you can call me maybe? Hehe, no.
-- The world was blessed with this fuck-load of awesomeness on the 23rd of April, and I've been swagging ever since then.
-- I'm a Directioner, hardcore. Also, I'm a Potterhead, Janoskianator and Hunger Games Fan.
-- I live in Australia -- yes, we ride kangaroos to school, although I prefer to take my unicorn, Felicia.
-- I love all music by; One Direction, Ed Sheeran, My Chemical Romance, Panic! At The Disco, Florence and the Machine, Sleeping With Sirens, NeverShoutNever, Marianas Trench, 3OH3!, The Fray, The Script and so on.
-- I have strange OCD-esque tendencies to create lists, label everything and make sure all typos are terminated and nonexistent.
-- Most people question my sanity, but I blame that on the whacked people I call friends; Emily x2, Izzi, Brookachu, Ana and Miki. They're my homegirls and I love them to death.
-- I have a worrisomely dirty mind.
-- I can speak French -- bonjour, je'mappelle Emily, et toi?
-- I hate maths, sluts, baseball caps, 1D haters, screamo, melons, homophobics, racism, cold weather and so and such.
-- I love the Janoskians, my best friends, Converse shoes, quoting stuff (mainly Mean Girls), music, art, photography, writing, reading, laughing, tattoos and astronomy.
-- Even though I have zero talent, I enjoy writing and singing.
-- My favourite authors are Melina Marchetta, John Green and J.K Rowling.
-- I swear like a sailor, so if you're not into that then GTFO.
Okely-dokely, I think that's it. Goodbye for now, but not forever. Live long and prosper. Don't forget to be awesome.
And one final important message:
DON'T HAVE SEX, BECAUSE YOU WILL GET CHLAMYDIA AND DIE!
That is all. x