About

	I'm an ex-Bank Manager (the cuddly, old-school Branch type) but through redundancy and a need to eat, found myself running my own small business. Very small.

I'm interested in fleshing out the skeleton idea I have for a comedic-fantasy-adventure-farce.

Firstly, I feel I need to 'road-test' my writing style, 'humour' and hopefully gain some pointers / feedback / confidence by penning a casual, light-hearted and possibly irreverent 'memoir' styled book related to my experiences as a Pet Professional.
  • Location:
    Glasgow, United Kingdom
  • Joined:
    2 years ago

Reading Lists


4 Published Works

Featured work.

FOXES AND HARES.

Social data: 156 reads. 5 votes. 3 comments.

Description: Found at the back of my wardrobe some twenty-six years or so after writing it! Once upon a time, it was very relevant. Nowadays, things are better .... but while the spectre of apartheid may no longer haunt South Africa (officially, at least) the a...


Other Works by Thoughtlocker.
YOU'LL NEVER BULLY ME!

YOU'LL NEVER BULLY ME!

79 3 4

A sort of anti-bullying 'rap' written for a friend's young daughter some years ago.

SLIM CHANCE

SLIM CHANCE

68 3 1

A 'poem' taking a light-hearted look at Slimming. (Yup - that's what I thought when I wrote it, too ...)

MOVING EMOTIONS.

MOVING EMOTIONS.

69 2 1

We've all been there - excitement of moving house tinged with sadness at leaving the old and all its mem...