Status: don't deal me bull crap or I'll deal you an ear full. (11 months ago)

Thedealer521

Name A.J
Location New York
Member Since Jul 06, 2011
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I'm the dealer; I dont deal cards I deal tales. I shuffle a deck full of impossible tales and forgotten dreams. Its a deck full of the lives we wished we had, of the friends we wish we met and the love and times we wish we got to share. I deal you stories and dreams and ideas in abundance (I hope). 
I'm the dealer....read it and weep

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The path of emptiness

The path of emptiness

20 parts / 41 pages, updated Jun 20, 2012PG-13
When Epiphany Rose was just a little girl her mother died mysteriously and ever since then slowly her life had begun to change; over the years her father had begun to... read more
1,286 reads votes 67 comments 145
Missing

Missing

9 parts / 22 pages, updated May 23, 2012PG-13
In New York people are going missing and the homeless are dying mysteriously , but in a big city like New York anything can happen. The police say they are following leads but the... read more
861 reads votes 18 comments 27
Memoir of a Seadog

Memoir of a Seadog

6 parts / 11 pages, updated Feb 08, 2012PG
Jasper Hall was a petty theif sent to jail for stealing. No one had wanted to arrest him, the theft was such a petty crime. But the owner of the shop had insisted that h... read more
128 reads votes 0 comments 0
We.Are.Ready (UNDER CURRENT REVISION: NOT BEING UPDATED AS OF LATE)

We.Are.Ready (UNDER CURRENT REVISION: NOT BEING UPDATED AS OF LATE)

5 parts / 14 pages, updated Dec 24, 2011PG-13
In the corners of the universe creatures whisper tales of his evil in the night, but there is a new legend going around "the girl who can... read more
481 reads votes 13 comments 19
Ragnarok unleashed

Ragnarok unleashed

4 parts / 5 pages, updated Oct 05, 2011PG-13
When Odin's twin wolves Geri and Freki turn rabid and turn against humanity odin seeks to wipe them out with his spear that never misses. But when the spear misses and c... read more
138 reads votes 3 comments 7
Satan's claws: a twist in the myth

Satan's claws: a twist in the myth

11 pages, updated Aug 15, 2011PG-13Completed
The past is such a tangible thing, its barely been here a second before it can be changed to drasticly with a few simple words. And that's exactly what ... read more
127 reads votes 4 comments 17
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11 months ago
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Thedealer521
Thedealer521

11 months ago
@RukawaHolmes wow I'm so going to try that now.
RukawaHolmes
RukawaHolmes

11 months ago
@Thedealer521 Hahaha! Well, I just realized that it's the Author's who leave comments worth reading, who have stories worth reading. So, so far I've come across some pretty awesome stuff. :D
Thedealer521
Thedealer521

11 months ago
@RukawaHolmes hmm I might just try that, tired of reading hings that sound like the same author wrote it.
RukawaHolmes
RukawaHolmes

11 months ago
@Thedealer521 This is the first time I've made a deal like 'Fans for everyone but C4C for real comments' This was I avoid the stories that make me want to kill myself easily! :P You should try it too.
Thedealer521
Thedealer521

11 months ago
@RukawaHolmes that's how I feel when ever I get reviews like that lol; I'm always like gee thanks. But i'm really sorry that you deleted the work would have loved to read it.
RukawaHolmes
RukawaHolmes

11 months ago
@Thedealer521 I had a story which I deleted, which started off on a sad note, but the genre was Humor. And then i get an 'omg SOOO funny, just crackin up' comment and I go around like this -____- for the rest of the day. :P
Thedealer521
Thedealer521

11 months ago
@RukawaHolmes glad I can restore your faith, but honestly I noticed people always do that "hey great story!11 Loved it OMG Josh is sooo hot. fanning." I personally hate it. if your going to read something mid as well tell the person how you feel; pros, cons, etc. not just blatant butt kissing. And then there are the bad reviews that are given on purpose because someone didn't like your review -__- people are funny lol
RukawaHolmes
RukawaHolmes

11 months ago
Thank you very much for actually reading my story and commenting on it. ^^ People like you restore my faith in Wattpad. :P
Thedealer521
Thedealer521

1 year ago
@lovesarcasm its cool

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