About

Hey,

I'm the Writeress. A normal (pssh normal my ass) girl who loves to write (when I have the time). 


Favourite game: Bioshock.
Favourite colour: Pink, Black, Red, Electric Blue and Baby Blue.
Favourite drink: Iron Bru.
Favourite food: Gooey Brownies.
Favourite ice cream flavour: Bubblegum, cookie dough or phish food.
Favourite writer: Derek Landy (writer of Skulduggery Pleasant).
Favourite song: Life Support by Sam (forgotten last name) and So Close by John Barrowman and Jodie Prenger.

Cosplayer? Yes.
Youtuber? Yes.
Complete idiot? Maybe.
I'm at college and am inactive (or known to be hiatus) so I apologise.
If you want me to write a certain story when I get back just post a message on here or on the contacts stated below:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? (I know you just attempted to say that muahaha!)
  • Location:
    On my Steampunk Airship
  • Joined:
    3 years ago

Reading Lists


7 Published Works

Featured work.

B.U.L.L.I.E.D

Social data: 25 reads. 0 votes. 0 comments.

Description: Based on real events (some which are fictional) this story contains true feelings about being a victim. If you have been bullied or haven't. If you are far from being a bully, or not. This story is about to share a whole new experience for you of em...


Other Works by TheWriteress.
Bioshock Theory

Bioshock Theory

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Ever been confused with the Bioshock series? Maybe this short fan theory will be able to help you out.

This Is War (Girlxgirl) (Watty Awards 2013)

This Is War (Girlxgirl) (Watty Awards 2013)

6.7K 132 33

War, the most destructive thing on earth as they say. War is started with one simple silly thing, also k...

Step Sisters (GirlxGirl) (Book1 & Book 2) (COMPLETED)

Step Sisters (GirlxGirl) (Book1 & Book 2) (COMPLETED)

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<<BOOK 1 & 2 COMPLETED>> My name is Rosy Clarke, I was a popular girl with a striaght orenta...

A Zombies Love (Girlxgirl) (ON HOLD)

A Zombies Love (Girlxgirl) (ON HOLD)

2K 62 11

Ophelia witnessed the first, possibly the first, ever zombie attack. Her girlfriend is so stubborn and t...

Soooo bad news, I haven't had any motivation to write anymore guys.
However if you have facebook please go like my facebook page:
www.facebook.com/ClarkieCosplay

I'm also doing a poster giveaway so if you join goodluck!