Status: everyone should stop what they're doing...and read my new chapter of Gaurd and Scythe (6 months ago)

TheNinjaWriter

Name Lizzy
Location Nonav yohbeesness Town
Member Since May 18, 2012
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Thirteen things about me
1. I am tall, much to my friends annoyance.... I hate it when family always comes up and shouts "YOUR SO TALL!!!" No derp sherlock, was i supposed to shrink? (Love you grandma)
2. I LURV anime and Manga.... Ouran Highschool Host Club, Vampire Knight, Chibbi Vampire, Elfin Lied, Death Note, Fruits Basket.... I'm also a total youtube addict. SMOSH!!!!
3. I love school. Every day is a new adventure.... it also usually involves me keeping my friends from blowing the place up....
4. I play sports and love the outdoors. My dog and I love going for walks together :)
5."THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!"...... and I've been in knife fights over it too
6. I love The Beatles, Elvis Castello, and all that awesome music from the twentieth century
7. PC user!!!! But Macs are still good
8. I am a total food Nazi.... McDonalds can roll themselves in their greasy burgers and deadly obese chicken and light themselves on fire....
9. Before I die I hope they finally invent the time machine.... One day I hope to fully be able to comprehend what "time' is
10. I will read anything... I swallow books up. I also love new friends... fan buddies!?!?!
11.I've been told I am really creative and full of spunk and enthusiasm... My mom just calls me a drama queen.
12. I want to travel the world one day.... Someone once told me that the best writers are the ones who have the most experiance with life... There is so much for me to do and see in this world.
13. I enjoy theater. Watching and performing. Nuff said.
14. High school gives to much homework. Fact. 

and one more thing...
14. HOMESTUCK!
I will ship just about everyone with Karkat though... 


****** stars.....
Oh look it's a butterfly
STOP GETTING SO DISTRACTED!
im sorry o    o
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I love writing, and I'm just one of the millions of people out there who want to have their writings read.  Thank's for taking the time today to look at mine!

Works

Guard and Scythe

Guard and Scythe

23 parts / 61 pages, updated May 15, 2013PG-13
Trisnae was just a lonely little girl wandering the streets one night when a carriage pulled up next to her and stole her away into the night, bringing her to the dark wo... read more
2,687 reads votes 91 comments 48
My Little Book

My Little Book

3 parts / 1 page, updated Aug 06, 2012
40 reads votes 3 comments 0
Alice in BlunderLand

Alice in BlunderLand

3 parts / 4 pages, updated Jun 21, 2012PGPictures
My twisted version of Alice and Wonderland. hehe.
112 reads votes 9 comments 4
Waga World Book 2

Waga World Book 2

10 parts / 13 pages, updated Jun 03, 2012Completed
THE SEQUEL TO WAGA WORLD BOOK ONE... After their family has been taken away from them by the Darkevils, Teja, her sister Layla, and their pets Cococola and Snowy must em... read more
81 reads votes 3 comments 1
Donuts, Crusty Toothpaste, and other things that make me Barf

Donuts, Crusty Toothpaste, and other things that make me Barf

12 parts / 21 pages, updated Jun 01, 2012PG-13Completed
Maddi has always been the odd girl out in school. Summer was supposed to be her getaway from reality, but when her mother goes ahead and mak... read more
227 reads votes 17 comments 4
Waga World Book One

Waga World Book One

7 parts / 7 pages, updated May 25, 2012GCompleted
My story i wrote as a young child..... three years ago ;). Waga world is a mythical land just beyond the human imagination. Strange creatures called "Wagas"... read more
193 reads votes 17 comments 13
On my Birthday

On my Birthday

1 page, updated May 18, 2012
70 reads votes 5 comments 11
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Rose5000
Rose5000

2 months ago
Is Gaurd and Scythe over? :(
RinandLen
RinandLen

3 months ago
I'm also tall and hate when my family members say ur so tall! IT DRIVES ME CRAZY!!!!!! I know just how you feel....... And your book guard and scythe is really good i'm almost finished with it! >.<
Killing4Insanity
Killing4Insanit...

3 months ago
I love your book guard and scythe.Please keep writing you have a talent for it.Also continue Guard and Scythe please:D
zymon_fraiser
zymon_fraiser

7 months ago
thank you so much for the fan :-) it means so much to me :-)
Josiefeathergirl
Josiefeathergir...

8 months ago
@TheNinjaWriter Ya, I m alive, I just slept for twelve hours and I am fine now! Hehe I love sleep! Why you no call?!?!?!  I am with Audie and nat now and we are like sitting here blogging..... And well.... It's interesting to say the least......
TheNinjaWriter
TheNinjaWriter

8 months ago
hey,r u alive?@Josiefeathergirl ? you seemed like you were getting my sickness. Hehe. Sowry bout dat :)
Josiefeathergirl
Josiefeathergir...

8 months ago
@TheNinjaWriter Yes, we will join the geek club! GEEKS!!!!!! Call me tomorrow.... I might not be dead....
TheNinjaWriter
TheNinjaWriter

8 months ago
@Josiefeathergirl ikr! haha!
Hey did u go to the activity fair today? Audie says she ate all the pocky at the otaku club's table.
"all of it?"
"all of it" 0.0 
"how was it?"
"pocky-like"
-.-... "k..."

and yeah that was pretty much our conversation! She wore her Miku cosplay today. Supposedly at the fair thing like, a 100 bagillion peoplez started talking to her cause of it and asked her to join their club. Haha. 
Did u see the RosexRose ship!?!?! Hahaha!!!!!!
Josiefeathergirl
Josiefeathergir...

8 months ago
Okay, every time I visit you profile, I just have to say how much I love your back ground...
TheNinjaWriter
TheNinjaWriter

8 months ago
@MDWyvern I KNOW RIGHT!!! Haha! :)

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