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TheMustacheBunny

Name Nicole
Location In A Never- Ending Story
Member Since Dec 11, 2011
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Holaaaaa my fellow unicorns. 

Yes, I do believe in unicorns. I may lose my belief in religion along the road to wrinkles, but never in unicorns. I mean who wouldn't believe in a horse with a magical spiral horn that can grant wishes? Certainly not this girl. 

I could raw salmon everyday. I swear, I could. 

Anyslut, I never finish my writing pieces. I can start but never finish. But I shall try with every fat molecule (there's a gazillion in one finger) to finish it for your reading. And please excuse the long durations where I do not update my feeds/statuses, this is either because I'm afraid to come on because I haven't uploaded the next chapter to a story or because I'm too busy stuffing myself with salmon.

I mostly write short stories. (Pshhh, figures)

That is all ladies and unicorns.
Have a unicorn-tastic day!

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Sinister Lust

Sinister Lust

3 parts / 3 pages, updated Apr 10, 2013PG-13Completed
“Oh, hush now Clara. You know I wouldn’t hurt you. You have a body too beautiful to scar,” he added erotically as fear washed over my trembling body. My face was no longer s... read more
2,931 reads votes 29 comments 29
Suck It Universe!

Suck It Universe!

2 parts / 1 page, updated Mar 09, 2013PG-13
It's funny how a night in a one bedroom jail cell can change someone's life.
22 reads votes 2 comments 1
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UNICORNS!!!! Unicorns are just pure awesome
Apparently thanking people on Wattpad for following is considered restricted content? Nice. 
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2 months ago
MY NEW STORY 'SUCK IT UNIVERSE!' IS PUBLISHEEDDD. Please do check it out. :) 
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2 months ago
Okay, posting of the story is postponed. :/ I still need to tweek it and what not. You all shall see it when you see it. ;) 
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2 months ago
A big fat Hola to my followers! :) I don't have that many but I appreciate every single one of you till the very last fibre. 

Anyslut, I shall be posting up a new story tonight. :) I decided to try out something new. This isn't like my other story, it's more humorous and more of adventure. I really do hope from the bottom of my butt that you'll enjoy it. :) 
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TheBlackPanther

3 months ago
Congrats for the thousand reads fool :)
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4 months ago
@Nixxy138 You're welcome. :) Currently working on it, and enjoying every page. :) 
Nixxy138
Nixxy138

4 months ago
Heyyyy, thank you for adding "With Eyes of Gold" to your readings list! I appreciate it, and i do hope you enjoy reading it (:
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5 months ago
So my story has like a thousand reads...woah. 
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6 months ago
@TheMustacheBunny One shots!!!!! hahaha :P

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@AnnaDoty Haha, I'm still at war with myself on whether to continue or not. But thanks for the feedback. :)
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@po3864 I honestly don't know what that has to do with anything but yeah I guess?
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@JessCameron Thank you. That means alot. :)
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@HollowEyes Thank you for the feedback. :) But I have decided to just keep it like this and will not continue.
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@MelissaRV Thanks. :)
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