Status: Guys, guys, guys, can I just say thank you for all the reads I have been getting despitehow horrible I have been by not writing. Forgive me? (2 days ago)

TheMadHatteress

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I live an interesting life. I live an interesting life through my books. In actuality, which I tend not to be in, I am just a teenage girl with those stupid teenage cliche dreams that aren't ever going to come true, and the only climactic part of my life has been about my hatred towards pimples (that's actually not true...I'm just trying to be funny. Operative word being 'trying').

So...Ryan Lochte is my biggest crush ever. Yeah, so now, without even knowing my real name, you already know who my celebrity crush is. 

I don't know what else to say.

I hope we can be friends ;)

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When Life Gives You Tara

Humor #331 / Romance #627

11 parts / 28 pages, updated May 16, 2013 PG-13

When Life Gives You Tara, quickly run into your room, lock the door, shut the blinds, and jam yourself under the bed. If that doesn't keep her away...pretend to b... read more

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Cheaters [ON HOLD]

13 parts / 34 pages, updated Nov 21, 2012 PG-13

He was leaning in too close now; I could feel the sweet warm breaths coming from his mouth. He knew. And he was going to threaten me with it. "I have a secret,"... read more

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Better Off Dead (Short Story)

3 parts / 3 pages, updated Apr 04, 2012 PG-13

He comes to her every night, sitting on the branch overlooking her window, waiting for her to invite him in. Whats a dead boy to do? When all he has is his lov... read more

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The Glass Book; an introduction

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TheMadHatteress
2 days ago

So um, I know it's not much after a year of not updating, but it's just a filler to the MUCH DRAMA ahead. If you have any questions, message me ;)

http://www.wattpad.com/17141310-when-life-gives-you-tara-chapter-9-start-a-cat?d=ud

cutthisout
1 month ago

hey, I just wanted to make a quick stop to say that I love When Life Gives You Tara, and I hope you will pick up where you left off :)

Lolgirlhaha
1 month ago

LOVE ur background!!!

TheMadHatteress
2 months ago

@book_worm_ You HAVE NO IDEA. I have so much to say to my pen-pal.

book_worm_
2 months ago

Where the hell have you been misses??

TheMadHatteress
3 months ago

@RumAndRayBans EXACTLY. I just feel like making a new account and writing something completely different. Writing is tough shit. Haha that's sounds like an amazing plan, I should try it.

UndergroundVelv...
3 months ago

@TheMadHatteres I know the feeling, I swear, everytime I go and sit down to write a new chapter, I'll get halfway through writing it and then I'll reread what i wrote and go "what IS this?" and then i'll end up deleting everything and starting all over again. >.< it's such a pain in the arse. I usually just end up writing multiple drafts and then cutting/pasting my favorite parts and praying that it comes out well (so far, I haven't had any complaints lol) ;)

TheMadHatteress
4 months ago

@RumAndRayBans lol derp (i think that was the reference)...i know right? all my ideas seem so stupid now

UndergroundVelv...
4 months ago

Naah, don't be sorry- I totally understand what you're going through, I've been having the same thing myself :/ INSPIRATION- WHY YOU NO COME QUICKLY? >.<

TheMadHatteress
4 months ago

@RumAndRayBans Haha why thank you. I try, I'm sorry if you're waiting for the next part...I've been in writers block for quite some time

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