Hello earthlings. Amigos. Muchachos.  Here's basically all you need to know about me.  

1.	I'm a senior in high school. 
2.	I love shoes, especially sparkly ones and boots with useless buckles. 
3.	I love reading and writing. #TeamCompulsiveBookBuyer
4.	I get lost easily and can’t read directions.
5.	I run track and cross country, and it's all fun and games until my bad sense of direction gets me lost in the ghetto for 10 miles. 
6.	I have way too many celebrity crushes. 
7.	I can’t cook. 
8.	I’m short. 
9.	I hate spiders. 
10.  I'm a Supernatural and 5SOS fan-girl. (Don't ask me who my favorite member is because the answer changes basically every day.)
11.	Television and movies are my life. Not even kidding. 
12.	I’m not a morning person. Wake me up early and die. 
13.	I'm Team Klaus all the way. Screw the rest of them.
14.   I swear like a sailor. 

*I don't give out soft copies so please don't ask for them, and please don't spam my board. I don't have time for reading requests. 

Finished Works: 
- Wicked Game (the writings of a 12 year old-- approach with caution)
- Twisted Game (still the writings of a 12 year old-- continue to approach with caution)
- They Say Love Hides Behind Every Corner. I Must Be Walking in Circles! (2011 Watty Awards Finalist in the Humor category) 
- Better Than Revenge 
- Kidnap My Heart 

Ongoing Works:
- Stuck Like Glue 

Works on Hold: (for now! Bear with me!) 
- Talk Nerdy To Me 
- Idiot For Hire 

Works on Hold: (indefinitely halted) 
- Cute But Psycho. Things Even Out!
- Heartbroken Heartbreakers 


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Reading Lists

11 Published Works

Featured work.

Idiot For Hire

Social data: 64.9K reads. 1.9K votes. 481 comments.

Description: Hire the idiot, they said. It will be fun, they said. Adriana Martella is impulsive, bratty, and miserable. Nathan Byers is good-looking, charismatic, and cheerful. Adriana feels trapped in a life she doesn't want, but Nathan seems to think he’s...

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Kidnap My Heart

Kidnap My Heart

4.4M 92.7K 32.3K

Emma van der Bilt is clever, snarky, and spoiled rotten. William Knight is cocky, impatient, and slightl...

Stuck Like Glue

Stuck Like Glue

43.9K 1.3K 343

Taylor Williamson is fun-loving, rich, and a self-proclaimed wimp. Eric Knight is sarcastic, penniless...

#858 in Humor
Better Than Revenge

Better Than Revenge

7.8M 128K 23K

Christian Ryder may be seen as a heartthrob by the majority of the world’s female population, but to S...

#209 in Humor #270 in Romance
Talk Nerdy To Me [On Hold]

Talk Nerdy To Me [On Hold]

67.9K 1.4K 407

When new kid Ava Reynolds befriends Noah Shanks, she realizes he’s not exactly a Casanova. He has an u...

BeautifulAdventure posted a message

If any of you could check out my story 7078, that'd be amazing!! It'd mean the world to me.

jamietastic posted a message

idk why i havent found your books sooner than now. they look really good and i want to read them all

thefrozenwatermelon posted a message

I was reading better than revenge on the bus and it was all silent and I got a.few awkward stares because i just burst out laughing so. . . yeah. . . but I am a huge fan! if you have tips on writing,  I am open to them! huge fan! love your books! :D