Hello earthlings. Amigos. Muchachos.  Here's basically all you need to know about me.  

1.	I'm a senior in high school. 
2.	I love shoes, especially sparkly ones and boots with useless buckles. 
3.	I love reading and writing. #TeamCompulsiveBookBuyer
4.	I get lost easily and can’t read directions.
5.	I run track and cross country, and it's all fun and games until my bad sense of direction gets me lost in the ghetto for 10 miles. 
6.	I have way too many celebrity crushes. 
7.	I can’t cook. 
8.	I’m short. 
9.	I hate spiders. 
10.  I'm a Supernatural and 5SOS fan-girl. (Don't ask me who my favorite member is because the answer changes basically every day.)
11.	Television and movies are my life. Not even kidding. 
12.	I’m not a morning person. Wake me up early and die. 
13.	I'm Team Klaus all the way. Screw the rest of them.
14.   I swear like a sailor. 

*I don't give out soft copies so please don't ask for them, and please don't spam my board. I don't have time for reading requests. 

Finished Works: 
- Wicked Game (the writings of a 12 year old-- approach with caution)
- Twisted Game (still the writings of a 12 year old-- continue to approach with caution)
- They Say Love Hides Behind Every Corner. I Must Be Walking in Circles! (2011 Watty Awards Finalist in the Humor category) 
- Better Than Revenge 
- Kidnap My Heart 

Ongoing Works:
- Stuck Like Glue 

Works on Hold: (for now! Bear with me!) 
- Talk Nerdy To Me 
- Idiot For Hire 

Works on Hold: (indefinitely halted) 
- Cute But Psycho. Things Even Out!
- Heartbroken Heartbreakers 


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Reading Lists

11 Published Works

Featured work.

Kidnap My Heart

Social data: 5M reads. 104K votes. 37K comments.

Description: Emma van der Bilt is clever, snarky, and spoiled rotten. William Knight is cocky, impatient, and slightly dimwitted. So how exactly did Will manage to kidnap Emma and her best friend twice and live to talk about it? *** “What the hell—” I sc...

#281 in Humor #383 in Romance

Other Works by TheFlamingPopsicle.
Stuck Like Glue

Stuck Like Glue

55K 1.5K 362

Taylor Williamson is fun-loving, rich, and a self-proclaimed wimp. Eric Knight is sarcastic, penniless...

Better Than Revenge

Better Than Revenge

8.1M 136K 26.3K

Christian Ryder may be seen as a heartthrob by the majority of the world’s female population, but to S...

#282 in Humor #390 in Romance
Talk Nerdy To Me [On Hold]

Talk Nerdy To Me [On Hold]

71K 1.5K 421

When new kid Ava Reynolds befriends Noah Shanks, she realizes he’s not exactly a Casanova. He has an u...

Idiot For Hire

Idiot For Hire

75K 2.3K 541

Hire the idiot, they said. It will be fun, they said. Adriana Martella is impulsive, bratty, and miser...

HOLY CRAP. I JUST SPENT ALMOST HALF AN HOUR WRITING THIS REALLY REALLY REALLY LONG MESSAGE ABOUT WG AND TG, WHICH I READ BOTH OF IN ONE SITTING, AND THEN STUPID WATTPAD SAID IT EXCEEDED THE NUMBER OF CHARACTERS ALLOWED!!!!!! And that sucks because I was blabbing on about how I'm Team Ricky and then started listing his similarities with Moldy Voldy, the love of my life. And then I spoke abt how I love the villains in stuff. And then I told you my favorite parts of your books. And that now I understand how ppl can write such long messages. And this took me six minutes to write, so multiply this whole message by five. That's about how long my previous message was.
If I don't get back to you immediately when you try to contact me, it's because the amount of comments and messages I have  on here is kind of overwhelming. If you want to get ahold of me or stalk me or whatever I'm on a ton of social media sites:

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Go, my ducklings. Follow me. Friend me. Stalk me. Just keep it legal. And please don't freak me out. I scare easily.