TheBananaMuffinCat

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Name	Just call me Banana!
Location	Where the Wild Ones Are
Birthday	May 21
Member Since	Dec 26, 2011
Votes Received	135
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Everything You Need to Know and Don't Need to Know about TheBananaMuffinCat
-She is an awkward child. 
-She is probably one of the weirdest people you'll ever meet
-She is a teenager. 
-She has moved MANY, MANY times. Ok, only five...
-She hates when people call her short...shh.
-She despises bullies.
-She is *blunt*.
-She is a REALIST. (The glass isn't half full or half empty--it's a GLASS!)

~What does she think of...
   Twilight? Die.
   One Direction? Stop. Killing. My. Ears. And. Poisoning. My. Friends.
   Haters? Love ya too!
   Accents? Frickin' COOL! Except for Boston accents...and Canadian ones...sorry...
   Love? Um. Nonexistent? Insanely hard to write about.
   Math? I wish I could love it, but I can't.

"Violence is not the answer. But it's fun!" ;)

SMILE! If you don't feel like smiling, stick your fingers in the corners of your mouth and force yourself to smile.

I'm generally the INSANELY HAPPY AND HYPER person you see skipping past you.
Even if I'm not happy, I'll try my hardest not to show it.
I make people laugh on a daily basis. 

I have fallen out of my chair many times. I'M A PROUD KLUTZ! GO CLUMSINESS!
I am scared sh*tless of people who dress up in those huge costumes, like Barney, or Mickey Mouse. Absolutely TERRIFIED. I will run at the sight, and hide myself. Even at a five year old's birthday party.

I tried (and failed miserably) to write romance. 

MY BIGGEST DREAM: To become a published author.

Awesome People on Wattpad:

-bookworm3124: My real-life best friend :D He writes epic poetry...even if he is an epic procrastinator.

-TLBerdine: She is just awesome. 'Nuff said. (Also writes epically awesome stories!)

-musicalsweets: She read my story...in less than a few days! And I love her stories.

Highest on Charts:
FANTASY- - - - - - - -41
ADVENTURE- - - - -22

Question? smallandsarcastic.tumblr.com/ask

~TheBananaMuffinCat

:D

Figment: http://figment.com/users/195663-TheBananaMuffinCat