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The5SexyMofos

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Hello, this be Mona! 
There amazing,fabulous best friend. 
Aka:@Rawrrr_Its_Mona
I be here to do these sexy mofo's amazing bio, 'cuz you know, -laughs-, everyone likes my awesomeness. aha xD

-cracks knuckles- 
Where to begin,  lets see 
-strokes imaginary mustache-

They're amazing, handsome, and such sweethearts.
They're names be  Jason, Alex, Austin, and lets not forget Joshybear;)
They be all single. 


Jason be 16-Bisexual
Alex be 15-Bisexual
Austin be 14-Straight
Josh be 16-Straight

AHHH!! -covers face-
They be threatening me with a water gun filled with pepsi, help!

They be tall as fuck,man! I MEAN TALL! (Ha! You still be our little peanut, shortie)

They do listen to your problems, and give hella good advice. But once and a while, give 'em a break, dont want them to grow grey haurrrr before turning 20 ey? lol

-gasps- THEY TOOK MY NUTELLA!! NOOOO!! 

They love to mess with me, its not even funny. They're giants! I can't even reach the bottle. Not funny, you asses! (haha, its so cute how she jumps up and down tries to grab it. aha to bad you're not tall enough)

Anywhoorree, y'all should totally fan/follow these amazing sweethearts! GO GO GO! 

- Credit to the most amazing girl ever.@Rawrrr_Its_Mona  (read her stories, fan her too)


The5SexyMofos- kik us!

Need advice? or wanna ask a question? 
http://ask.fm/TheAdviceGivers

::People To Fan::

 @Rawrrr_Its_Mona - She's amazing, such a beautiful youngester! Follow her, for us?

@CCH0705 -He's such an amazing writer, fun to talk to, and an amazing friend! You should totally fan him and read his works. 

-you hurt any of them we'll hunt you down and personally kill you-

Bye, people!

"Do you feel like a man,
when you push her around.
Do you feel better now,
as she falls to the ground."

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PaigeyPooh7
PaigeyPooh7

5 hours ago
So...he's going to Paris, France and Paris, Texas? He should come to Perris, California.
Uniquesoulxoxo
Uniquesoulxoxo

9 hours ago
@The5SexyMofos 
I'd have more pity on you if you actually told me why my boyfriend no longer is on this account and why I no longer has a relationship. THEN I'd pity you Jason. But until then....oh well your single. Get over it. I am.
kayb121
kayb121

16 hours ago
@The5SexyMofos Do you at least have someone in mind?
RawrImSoWeird
RawrImSoWeird

1 day ago
@The5SexyMofos Me too, Sooo lonely,
Lis023
Lis023

1 day ago
Me too. I feel so lonely.
@The5SexyMofos Smh alot of people are. xc
ninja911
ninja911

1 day ago
How can you say that! Summer is coming up! Yur single! You can get your flirt on with no consequences!:)
Throw_Me_Away
Throw_Me_Away

1 day ago
Rawr c:
fixyou_
fixyou_

1 day ago
@The5SexyMofos me too :(
lizzylew1997
lizzylew1997

1 day ago
@The5SexyMofos haha and you will be 17? :O 
awww you are so sweet :) <3

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