John Egbert (Okay not really but still XD)

*taps glass* um. Anyone in there? I don't know. If you're reading this I guess there is. Anyways. 
Hi I'm Reece, but I've got like 80 different names so call me whatever you want (it got to a point where I was called lesbian vampire fashion designer so it's all good) 
I'm a male *watches as the Internet audience suddenly looses interest and moves to the next profile*
But, uh, yeah. 
Homestuck. Heck yeah. Virgos all the way. 
Um. 
Yeah. 
I don't do fanfictions. Maybe if its requested and they asked nicely.
I take near any requests 
Open for collaborations
All of the stuff I have on here is garbage I wrote like two years ago try to ignore it unless you feel like burning your eyes with my. . . Whatever you call it I'm not calling it writing. 
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Please ask me to write something I'm bored as hell XD
AND FEEL FREE TO KILL ANY ONE DIRECTION STUFF THAT APPEARS ON THIS SCREEN
God damn I've been battling it for like a year. One of my followers become a hardcore one direction fangirl and the fanfic recommendations WON'T GO AWAY DEAR GOD HELP.