Status: Fuck me good, fuck me long, fuck me numb. ;) (4 months ago)

ThatGuyBrandon

Name Brandon
Location In A Little Town Called "Fuck Off!"
Member Since Mar 11, 2012
Votes Received 60
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Well... I'm 5'9... ya...

My background is my best friend since '02! @iiCUTE check out her stuff! She's crazy, beautiful, funny, and just a fucking AMAZING person! Love you Dee! Mess with her and your fucking face is going to set on fire.
@IcanthelpluvinU96 is my Extra Special Sexy Sweetcheeks. Mess with her your face is going to be fucking set on fire too.

Well my bitches! I just need to tell you something. Six things actually:

1. I fucking cuss. Like a lot. Don't get offended if I call you my bitch or mother fucker cause it just means I fucking love you!

2. I can be sensative sometimes. But that shit could walk away at any God damn time. :)

3. My grammer fucking sucks. Don't complain if something shitty is out of line. You'll just have to stop being little whores, grow a pair and shut the hell up.

4. If you message me any question, no matter how fucking rude, stupid, sexual, smart, or embarrassing it is, I will answer it honestly. I'm not no fucking liar. Just PM me and I'll answer.

5. I only continue to write my shit if you vote, fan, and comment. I'm not gonna waste my fucking time writing when nobodys even going to fucking read it.

6. Im a huge flirt. Dont get all fucking offended and flip your shit cause it just comes naturally. ;)

█ 10% Good cook
██ 20% Jerk
███ 30% Lover Boy
████ 40% Dancer
█████ 50% Pain In The Ass
██████ 60% WUB WUB WUB WUB
███████70% Poet
████████80% Flirt
█████████ 90% Babe magnet
██████████ 100%  SSSEEEEXXXYYY!

Hey! At least Im honest babe!


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Thanks for reading my profile bitches! Peace!

Works

Poems About That (Non Existing) Girl

Poems About That (Non Existing) Girl

12 parts / 1 page, updated Nov 27, 2012PG-13
Poems from a guy to the non existing love of his life.
834 reads votes 51 comments 32
Music Makes Me...

Music Makes Me...

3 parts / 2 pages, updated Aug 17, 2012G
51 reads votes 1 comments 0
This Is A Stick Up Bitchez!

This Is A Stick Up Bitchez!

2 parts / 1 page, updated Jun 07, 2012PG-13
86 reads votes 3 comments 2
Why, I, Brandon, Am A Dumbass! <3

Why, I, Brandon, Am A Dumbass! <3

1 page, updated May 20, 2012PG-13
101 reads votes 5 comments 1

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redblood16
redblood16

3 weeks ago
@ThatGuyBrandon sup b****, i haven't seen you're a** in a long tine. what chu been up to? yo txt back plz, i need someone to talk to me. Oh  tell iiCUTE i said hi. :)  
Bambi12345
Bambi12345

2 months ago
@ThatGuyBrandon are u kidding me?? It's fucking hilarious!!!! ^-^ 
Atwell
Atwell

2 months ago
Yeah I'm fine just a little stressed cause my family isn't in the best financial place right now and my grandma is in bad health but, on the bright side my brother is about to have a little girl with his wife...and thanks I just might pm you sometime
redblood16
redblood16

2 months ago
@iiCUTE lmao i wont! :)
iiCUTE
iiCUTE

2 months ago
Lmao dang Brandon. You flirt too much!  and@redblood16 don't let him swoon you with his words lol 
redblood16
redblood16

2 months ago
@ThatGuyBrandon so you reply back, thats good! and you looking foreward to it ... Hmmmmmm.... ;)
ThatGuyBrandon
ThatGuyBrandon

2 months ago
@Atwell Are you ok? pm me if you need anything.
@redblood16 lol I'm looking foreward to it
@Bambi12345 oh is it now? To scare me? Hmmmm ;p
Bambi12345
Bambi12345

3 months ago
That's what I'm here for babe ;)
redblood16
redblood16

4 months ago
@ThatGuyBrandon wow a another flirt, welcome. lmfao on the status, and thanks on the fanning love. will talk soon. ;)     
Atwell
Atwell

4 months ago
@ThatGuyBrandon Yeah I know what you mean. lol I'm pretty good I guess, I mean I have been better before but, it could also be alot worse.

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Aww shucks. Thanks for the dedication
These Moments (ON HOLD)

Aww shucks You dedicated this chapter to little 'ol me? I'm feelin' the love.
Sparks Fly (One Direction F...

Oh lord Dee...how did you even find out my fucking password? Lol
Why, I, Brandon, Am A Dumba...

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Poems About That (Non Exist...