JUST WANT TO PUT THIS HERE, BUT ALL OF MY STORIES ARE ON HIATUS RIGHT NOW UNTIL I'M DONE SCHOOL. THAT SHOULD BE ABOUT MIDWAY THROUGH JUNE, BUT I HAVE A SHIT LOAD OF SCHOOL WORK RIGHT NOW, AND NEED TO BE EXAM PREPPING, SO GIVE ME SOME AIR, AND THIS SUMMER, WE SHALL PAR-TAY.
Okay, hi? Are you reading this? Why? You want to know a bit about me? Well... um... k?
Well, I'm a sixteen year old girl from Canada, I have three cats, and I eat more than humanly possible for a person my size. I also burp like a trucker.
@CaffeineeForOwls SHE'S MINE! I protect her from creepy Mexicans, and she's my (apparent) manager. She's my wife and best friend, so back off! .x
@rollingb0y and I plan to adopt a sloth and name him Harry. I don't think I need to say more.
MORE FACTS ABOUT ME?!
Um... despite my writing, I don't actually swear in real life. I promise, I'm probably one of the most innocent sixteen year olds. I don't swear, I don't date, I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't break the rules. And my mom makes fun of me because of it.
As well, 1D aren't my favorite band... because, well... Marianas Trench... so... blue hair and tongue piercings for the win.
But yea, that's me in a nutshell. If you ever want to talk, just inbox me and we'll chat. I love making new friends!
But I don't follow or read on request, so please don't ask. I feel mean saying no, so you'll just go forever resonseless..
My other Profiles::
but if you'd like, my tumblr is http://illiterateunicorn.tumblr.com (and I follow back on there)
and also, I got an AO3 account, so... http://archiveofourown.org/users/IlliterateUnicorn/profile
@IlliterateUnicorn is my second account on here, where I will be posting my Falling Again rewrite in June .x
I LOVE YOU, AND IF YOU FAN ME, YOU GET A HUG!! TALK TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING, AND IGNORE MY AWKWARDNESS, YEA? DON'T FEAR ME, CHILD!