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TakeMeTo1Derland

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PENENE NENE NE NE  PENENE NENE!

A U S T R A L I A   B A B Y
Septemberrrr,

"My sister broke up with her boyfriend, and i walked behind her on her laptop and she made a sims clone of him and locked him in his house, and she set the house on fire.."
^^ the best tumblr post i have ever seen.

Tumblrrrrrrrr; flowers-inspring.tumblr.com

TWINS TWINS WITH GOOD CHINS THEIR NAMES ARE JACK AND FINN!
i love jack and finn.

How do you expect me to adapt to 2013, when i still think its 2009?

LET IT BEEEEEEE.

dude, follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Me? Weird? Bitch please, I'm limited edition.

Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.

I don't understand
how a woman
can leave the house
without fixing herself
up a little, if only out
of politeness.
And then, you never know,
maybe that's the day
she has a date with destiny.
And it's best to be
as pretty as possible
for destiny.
~ COCO CHANEL ~

The wicked Kanye of the West.

Me: *Gets out of bed*
Me: I regret this decision already

Someone will always be prettier
Someone will always be smarter
Someone will always be younger
But they will never be you.
~ KANYE WEST

OKAY, that was all a disguised attempt to make you smile. 
SO I HOPE YOU DID.

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Liam Payne, A Criminal?

Liam Payne, A Criminal?

12 parts / 25 pages, updated May 03, 2013PG
Liam Payne, a criminal? Can you seriously imagine something like that? Detective Rosalie Bennett couldn't.
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http://www.wattpad.com/16349741-liam-payne-a-criminal-chapter-12-death-and-all-his#.UYN0T82aOkI

PLEASE READ CHAPTER 12? OR CHAPTER ONE IF THIS IS NEW :D
I HAVE JUST UPLOADED A NEW CHAPTER BE PROUD BECAUSE I DID IT IN ONE WEEK THAT HAS NEVER EVER HAPPENED BEFORE, JUST BE PROUD
800 followers yay!
it'll only be a short chapter though... like not even a page long aha
i think i may post a new chapter, not sure...
10,000 reads, wow. 
i keep thinking its march and april was last month so i keep refreshing the page thinking that the upload isn't working... so awkward...
http://www.wattpad.com/15736774-liam-payne-a-criminal-chapter-11-little-payne-big#.UXUf8s2aOkI
LIAM STORY NEW CHAPTER TAKE A LOOK AND MAYBE READ IT, OKAY GREAT!
NEW CHAPTER! EVERYBODY NEW CHAPTER! 
NEW CHAPTER! 
EVERYBODY NEW CHAPTER!
Do i sound like one of them englishmen in the 1800s or so that are handing out newspapers on the side of the street? I thought i did ahaha i'm so weird!
chapter upload soon <3