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StepAwayFromMyElbows

Name	Shaheena
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Birthday	Feb 13
Member Since	Jul 15, 2012
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Greetings Earthlings!

Here's some nonsense about me:

-I live in London, England, UK, Europe, Northern Hemisphere, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, The Universe.

-I love reading and writing.

-I'm 16.

-I get creeped out when people touch my elbows hence the username!

-When I'm older I'd like to be a strawberry. 

-I love music : The Weeknd, Frank Ocean, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Panic! At The Disco, Young Guns etc...

-I have a pet rabbit called Butters, he's scarily intelligent.

-I love art.

-TV, I probably watch too much tv nonetheless, my favourite shows are: Dexter!! It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,Community, Modern Family, South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, The I.T crowd, Misfits (FTW) basically the list goes on.

- That's about it I guess and if you've read this far I guess I should insert some profound quote.
Instead here's a Dr Seuss one (The greatest poet to have ever lived.)

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.” 
― Dr. Seuss

Here's another one because they're just that awesome.

“I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love.” 
― Dr. Seuss

-Lastly, the meaning of life is 42. 

And NOW you know everything. :D

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The Angel Track

10 parts / 29 pages, updated Oct 29, 2012 PG-13

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JustYourOrdinar...
1 month ago

Omg Sha! I know you hate being called that :P sorry i didn't reply for so long~I haven't been on wattpad for months >_<

_cheesecake_
2 months ago

oh well thats interesting my big dream is to be a strawberry :-)

StepAwayFromMyE...
6 months ago

Finally uploaded chapter nine of the angel track!! :D If you'd like to check it out I'd be super appreciative and you would subsequently be rather awesome! :D

1Dalldayallnigh...
6 months ago

Thanks so much for being our fan!! xxx

StepAwayFromMyE...
7 months ago

@MichaelJScinto Hehe no problemo, you're really talented!!

MichaelJScinto
7 months ago

Hey, thanks for the fan and the great review! I'll get to yours right away!

StepAwayFromMyE...
7 months ago

@Saddles LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I am definitely going through withdrawal symptoms then, what would you prescirbe me then doc?

Saddles
7 months ago

@StepAwayFromMyElbows 

Symptoms of Bryan Stars withdrawal:
Shivers
An unusual attraction to blue Areopostal shirts
The inability to find anything funny unless it's completely perverted
Awkwardness (not so much a symptom as it is everyday life, for some)
You suddenly find yourself thinking, of any attractive guy you see, I wonder what his pornstar name would be

Oddly enough, these are also the symptoms of a Bryan Stars high. You're screwed either way. xD

StepAwayFromMyE...
7 months ago

@Saddles Yeah those Black Magic Kids have really been useful haven't they? :) I think I've managed to create a balance between work and wattpad so now I can come on more WOOOOOP! :) PLus we neeeeed to do a Bryan Stars thing at some point in the near future, I'm already feeling the shivers coming on, who knows what other withdrawal syptoms are to come.

Saddles
8 months ago

*sigh* 

Sams, The Black Magic Kids are getting annoyed with me. You've gotta stop dyin, 'kay? They said that if they have to resurrect you one more time they're going to demand the blood of a freshly killed, newborn Legion. Do you know how hard it is to kill a Legion?! Especially a newborn, not to mention I'd have to find a breeding Legion, and the gestation period is freaking six years. Rings might be able to hook me up, but I doubt hes like me killing his friends' offspring, or his own as the case may be. 

THE POINT IS, you need to stop falling I the face of the earth and dying. M'kay?

Also, Micheal is our god, and Andley is our religion. This is all.

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