Squibstress

Name Squibstress
Location Paradise(TM)
Member Since Aug 07, 2012
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I'm a middle-aged, professional writer of non-fiction and would-be professional writer of fiction who also writes Harry Potter fanfiction just for fun.

I’m a proud member of the Harry Potter Old Lady Smut Brigade, which means I’m most interested in the older female characters in the Harry Potter saga, particularly Minerva McGonagall.

If I had received my Hogwarts letter back in nineteen-mumble-mumble, I would most likely have been sorted into Ravenclaw, or so everyone tells me, probably because I’m a geeky data-freak (my Real Life™ requires me to read piles of medical journal articles.) I, however, think I’d feel right at home in Hufflepuff too, so I consider myself a Ravenpuff.

Disclaimers: Anything from the Harry Potter universe belongs solely to its creator, J.K. Rowling, and her licensees. Original plot, characters, dialogue, etc. are mine.

My stories are available for use under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported (CC-BY-NC-SA) license.

Works

A Slant-Told Tale (Harry Potter for grown-ups)

A Slant-Told Tale (Harry Potter for grown-ups)

36 parts / 131 pages, updated May 22, 2013R
Before she was Professor McGonagall, she was Minerva Macnair. After an arranged marriage forces her into an impossible situation, Minerva does... read more
150 reads votes 0 comments 0
Comme Un Rêve de Pierre (Harry Potter for grown-ups)

Comme Un Rêve de Pierre (Harry Potter for grown-ups)

3 parts / 3 pages, updated Apr 12, 2013RCompleted
Stan looks at Bill. And that's better than the best sex Bill has ever had. Excerpt: He used to be the handsome Weasley. Birds and... read more
6 reads votes 0 comments 0
When I Waked, I Cried to Dream Again (Harry Potter for grown-ups)

When I Waked, I Cried to Dream Again (Harry Potter for grown-ups)

3 parts / 3 pages, updated Apr 01, 2013RCompleted
Every now and then, Albus needed Minerva. But she didn't need him. Did she? Excerpt: She wondered how the others were faring. It had bee... read more
14 reads votes 0 comments 0
Alone and Palely Loitering (Harry Potter for grown-ups)

Alone and Palely Loitering (Harry Potter for grown-ups)

3 parts / 5 pages, updated Mar 07, 2013PG-13Completed
When Nicolas Flamel first discovered the Philosopher's Stone, immortality seemed like a good idea. Over the centuries, he finds out that ... read more
6 reads votes 0 comments 0
Contest: 60-Word Story - "Business Class"

Contest: 60-Word Story - "Business Class"

1 page, updated Feb 19, 2013PGCompleted
Written for a contest held by Wattpad user Multijoys. The challenge was to write a story with a twist in exactly sixty words.
13 reads votes 0 comments 1
Four Christmases (Harry Potter for grown-ups)

Four Christmases (Harry Potter for grown-ups)

3 parts / 9 pages, updated Feb 03, 2013PG-13Completed
Minerva McGonagall attempts to teach Severus Snape Occlumency and perhaps something more. Excerpt: “Legilimens!” She was inside his head aga... read more
54 reads votes 1 comments 2
The Observer Effect (Harry Potter for grown-ups)

The Observer Effect (Harry Potter for grown-ups)

3 parts / 6 pages, updated Nov 13, 2012PG-13Completed
Minerva McGonagall is obsessed with Severus Snape. She observes his progress from boyhood through his installation as Headmaster of Hogwarts... read more
56 reads votes 0 comments 0
Epithalamium (Harry Potter for grown-ups)

Epithalamium (Harry Potter for grown-ups)

57 parts / 232 pages, updated Oct 18, 2012RCompleted
Minerva McGonagall is a bright, talented witch with dreams of becoming the first woman in the Auror corps. Albus Dumbledore is famous, brilliant, ... read more
1,561 reads votes 2 comments 0
From the Besieged Ardea (Harry Potter for grown-ups)

From the Besieged Ardea (Harry Potter for grown-ups)

3 parts / 8 pages, updated Aug 31, 2012RCompleted
Dark War historians have long speculated about the relationship between Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall. Their assumptions are s... read more
19 reads votes 0 comments 0
Bonnie Wee Thing (Harry Potter for grown-ups)

Bonnie Wee Thing (Harry Potter for grown-ups)

3 parts / 2 pages, updated Aug 30, 2012GCompleted
A very short story in which a witch is born and demonstrates a peculiar proclivity for getting her way. Excerpt: Just then, the wee girl deci... read more
68 reads votes 0 comments 0

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Squibstress
Squibstress

7 months ago
@TheFayz I spend a lot of time writing period. That's why my house is so dirty.

If HP fanfic is to your taste, I'd be most obliged if you'd check them out. "Heart's Desire" and "A Change of Plans" are probably the best work.

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Wattitude Magazine - September 2012

Recent Comments

@LaDameBlanche I'm rather fond of him myself, despite his warts. Thanks for reading!
Four Christmases (Harry Pot...

@steviekc Thank you for the kind words. Epithalamium is a much more conventional story; I hope you enjoy it.
Chanson de Severus (Harry P...

Two paragraphs of this story, and the character "Diophantus Lemmas," were taken verbatim from chapter six of my original story "Come Autumn, Sae...
Hogwarts baby

Congratulations on getting your first issue off the ground! It's a wonderful idea, very nicely executed. I look forward to forthcoming issues.
Wattitude Magazine - Septem...