| Name | Elen |
| Location | Mrs Lovett's Pie Shop |
| Birthday | Sep 19 |
| Member Since | Dec 30, 2011 |
| Votes Received | 206 |
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See that door? Third on the left. Yeah, that one. Walk in, it's okay, the security lasers have been disabled (at least, I think they have)... they are? Cool. Right. See all those women in the tight leather? See the fifth one along, with the gorgeous figure and luxurious blonde hair? No, no, that's not me, look behind her. With the mad black frizz, in jeans and putting the shelf together? Yeah, that's me. I'm Elen Howell. Nice to meet you. No, I don't know what they're doing, I don't even work here. I'm just putting the shelf together. Shall we get a coffee? So, about me, since you asked... on Wattpad, I'm both a reader and a writer. I enjoy Historical Fiction, Sci-Fi, and Fantasy. Those guys in my 'fan of' list are amazing. That's why I fanned them. I don't "Fan4Fan", so please don't ask. And don't advertise on my message board or on my stories, either. I know what I like, and if you have to post it on people's message boards, then chances are it's not that. If y'all need me, I'll either be lurking in the Pub, frantically finishing my SD entries, or tapping the surface of my many reading lists... I'm always happy to chat, but just beware that I'm fond of making hilarious comments and using Welsh expressions... and ellipsis... Offline, I'm an avid gamer, although I'm rather lacking in the money required to pursue such hobbies. Shame, but, meh. I guess I should probably get a job... There are a couple of men in my li--no! Nononono, I'm not like that! One is my darling iPod, Vincent, who knows all my favourite songs, and the other is an awkward, yet lovely guy with the world's most awesome hair. Good Lord. You can see how socially awkward I am, there's no way I could possibly manage such a complex situation! ...Actually, that's probably why I dislike stories like that. Eh... meh. Sorry. Ahem. Somehow, I managed to fill this up last time. But not now...
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Ooh, new chapter for 'Beyond the Embers', my beloved Sci-Fi! This makes for all the mains introduced now... and the action itself can begin soon... so, here ya go! http://www.wattpad.com/15517150-beyond-the-embers-iii-gabriel-ignoring-people?d=ud#.UXB8fVLJaSp Enjoy, dearies! :-)
Hey there! New chapter for my Sci-Fi, 'The Day the Wall Came Down'... here, we meet the character who I love like a son :-P http://www.wattpad.com/14944558-the-day-the-wall-came-down-ii-pink-us-and-them?d=ud Enjoy! Read! Go! ;-)
@Alice_Iceflower So nice and productive, then ;-) We had the last of our snow the weekend before last... and we've had some really weird weather. My friends and I were alternating between sunbathing and huddling up in coats for the whole day... Heh, the deadline's soon, isn't it? I'm about half finished, I'd say. It's slightly dark, which is typical of me :-P
@SongOfAutumn pretty good so far. Zero writing, lots of snow... I'm sort of ready for spring now. Doesn't look like it'll come anytime soon though. I'll be back tomorrow, so yeah... Ready to get started on that SD again :P How's the entry going?
@Alice_Iceflower Hehe, thank you! It makes me pretty happy, too! :-D Hope you're having a good holiday, by the way :-)
I have internet for the first time since I left on holiday, and the first thing I see is your status. This makes me happy :) Go you! Congratulations! :D
@hellvis We left just over ten years ago, but there's so many family members there that I'm usually back every couple of weeks. I've still got a slight accent...
@SongOfAutumn I've been here 7 years now... I could never go back
@hellvis No problem, I actually meant to do so ages ago! Oh, ecky-thump... :-P Wales is awesome, I go there a lot, but I do miss it sometimes :-P
Hey hon, thank you for following... Hey, whose coat is that jacket down by there? No, no! I said now in a minute. Here, have a cwtch :P I love living in Wales :P