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SongOfAutumn

Name Elen
Location Mrs Lovett's Pie Shop
Birthday Sep 19
Member Since Dec 30, 2011
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See that door? Third on the left. Yeah, that one. Walk in, it's okay, the security lasers have been disabled (at least, I think they have)... they are? Cool. Right. See all those women in the tight leather? See the fifth one along, with the gorgeous figure and luxurious blonde hair? No, no, that's not me, look behind her. With the mad black frizz, in jeans and putting the shelf together? Yeah, that's me. I'm Elen Howell. Nice to meet you. No, I don't know what they're doing, I don't even work here. I'm just putting the shelf together. Shall we get a coffee?

So, about me, since you asked... on Wattpad, I'm both a reader and a writer. I enjoy Historical Fiction, Sci-Fi, and Fantasy.
Those guys in my 'fan of' list are amazing. That's why I fanned them. I don't "Fan4Fan", so please don't ask. And don't advertise on my message board or on my stories, either. I know what I like, and if you have to post it on people's message boards, then chances are it's not that. If y'all need me, I'll either be lurking in the Pub, frantically finishing my SD entries, or tapping the surface of my many reading lists...

I'm always happy to chat, but just beware that I'm fond of making hilarious comments and using Welsh expressions... and ellipsis...

Offline, I'm an avid gamer, although I'm rather lacking in the money required to pursue such hobbies. Shame, but, meh. I guess I should probably get a job...

There are a couple of men in my li--no! Nononono, I'm not like that! One is my darling iPod, Vincent, who knows all my favourite songs, and the other is an awkward, yet lovely guy with the world's most awesome hair. Good Lord. You can see how socially awkward I am, there's no way I could possibly manage such a complex situation!
...Actually, that's probably why I dislike stories like that. Eh... meh. Sorry. Ahem.

Somehow, I managed to fill this up last time. But not now...

Works

Beyond the Embers

Beyond the Embers

3 parts / 5 pages, updated Apr 18, 2013PG-13
After suffering the end of a ten-year relationship, all aspiring author Ayla wants to do is write. Pink doesn't care for books; he wants to burn them as he starts his r... read more
17 reads votes 3 comments 0
Until my Last Breath (HFSD Round 1)

Until my Last Breath (HFSD Round 1)

5 pages, updated Apr 07, 2013PG-13Completed
My entry for Round 1 of the Historical Fiction Smackdown...
31 reads votes 5 comments 1
Snakes and Ladders (A Docufiction)

Snakes and Ladders (A Docufiction)

5 parts / 10 pages, updated Mar 15, 2013PG-13
"In every high school, there’s that one kid who everyone avoids as best they can. Half the time, there’s no real reason for this. Maybe the kid’s dif... read more
40 reads votes 7 comments 4
The Lost Shards of Memory

The Lost Shards of Memory

13 parts / 51 pages, updated Feb 12, 2013PG-13
He awoke in the middle of the night, everything he had known to be his life effortlessly destroyed by a blazing wall of red, creating a mystery yet to be solved. ... read more
1,238 reads votes 127 comments 107
"Take Me to your Lizard" (Sci-Fi SD Round 2)

"Take Me to your Lizard" (Sci-Fi SD Round 2)

4 parts / 8 pages, updated Feb 03, 2013PG-13Completed
Thanks to Adam's desire to be--and apparent success at being--"edgy", Vic, his brother, and the stunning blonde dancer Kate find themsel... read more
59 reads votes 19 comments 8
VAENA (Sci-Fi SD Round 1)

VAENA (Sci-Fi SD Round 1)

7 pages, updated Jan 13, 2013PGCompleted
(Entry for Round 1 of the Sci-Fi Smackdown) Escaping from the horrors which destroyed his hometown, a traveler, his mind left in tatters, finds himself in the cus... read more
19 reads votes 4 comments 1
Annie and the Baron

Annie and the Baron

3 parts / 4 pages, updated Nov 29, 2012PG
[Alternate History] As a result of a small mishap, Annie is transported back to 1814--and straight into the arms of the 'mad, bad and dangerous to know' poet and roman... read more
176 reads votes 17 comments 12
The Queen of Hearts

The Queen of Hearts

4 parts / 13 pages, updated Nov 21, 2012PG-13Video
Caught up in a whirlwind of dancing, frivolities, shallow women and asinine suitors, Elaine knew that her dream of courting--and perhaps even marrying--her true love w... read more
54 reads votes 5 comments 0
The Night the Stars Fell

The Night the Stars Fell

4 parts / 10 pages, updated Sep 14, 2012PG
One night in a roadside hotel. I gave my name as Kathy Linton, and thought nothing of it. No one here is who they say they are, but that was fine. No one trusted... read more
183 reads votes 15 comments 26
Anarchy, for the UK! (A Sex Pistols Fanfic)

Anarchy, for the UK! (A Sex Pistols Fanfic)

2 pages, updated Aug 13, 2012PG-13
1975, and somehow, Malcolm McLaren finds himself responsible for saving the universe from conventionalism, thus preventing the Tory Uprising. How? ... read more
167 reads votes 4 comments 9
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SongOfAutumn
SongOfAutumn

1 month ago
Ooh, new chapter for 'Beyond the Embers', my beloved Sci-Fi! This makes for all the mains introduced now... and the action itself can begin soon... so, here ya go! http://www.wattpad.com/15517150-beyond-the-embers-iii-gabriel-ignoring-people?d=ud#.UXB8fVLJaSp Enjoy, dearies! :-)
SongOfAutumn
SongOfAutumn

1 month ago
Hey there! New chapter for my Sci-Fi, 'The Day the Wall Came Down'... here, we meet the character who I love like a son :-P http://www.wattpad.com/14944558-the-day-the-wall-came-down-ii-pink-us-and-them?d=ud Enjoy! Read! Go! ;-)
SongOfAutumn
SongOfAutumn

1 month ago
@Alice_Iceflower So nice and productive, then ;-) We had the last of our snow the weekend before last... and we've had some really weird weather. My friends and I were alternating between sunbathing and huddling up in coats for the whole day...
Heh, the deadline's soon, isn't it? I'm about half finished, I'd say. It's slightly dark, which is typical of me :-P
Alice_Iceflower
Alice_Iceflower

1 month ago
@SongOfAutumn pretty good so far. Zero writing, lots of snow... I'm sort of ready for spring now. Doesn't look like it'll come anytime soon though.
I'll be back tomorrow, so yeah... Ready to get started on that SD again :P How's the entry going?
SongOfAutumn
SongOfAutumn

1 month ago
@Alice_Iceflower Hehe, thank you! It makes me pretty happy, too! :-D
Hope you're having a good holiday, by the way :-)
Alice_Iceflower
Alice_Iceflower

1 month ago
I have internet for the first time since I left on holiday, and the first thing I see is your status. This makes me happy :) Go you! Congratulations! :D
SongOfAutumn
SongOfAutumn

1 month ago
@hellvis We left just over ten years ago, but there's so many family members there that I'm usually back every couple of weeks. I've still got a slight accent...
hellvis
hellvis

1 month ago
@SongOfAutumn I've been here 7 years now... I could never go back
SongOfAutumn
SongOfAutumn

1 month ago
@hellvis No problem, I actually meant to do so ages ago! Oh, ecky-thump... :-P Wales is awesome, I go there a lot, but I do miss it sometimes :-P
hellvis
hellvis

1 month ago
Hey hon, thank you for following... Hey, whose coat is that jacket down by there?  No, no! I said now in a minute.  Here, have a cwtch :P I love living in Wales :P

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