So_Call_Me_Maybe

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I am Frodo Baggins from the Shire of Middle Earth..  My "father" is Bilbo Baggins.  My best friends are Sam, Merry, and Pippin.  I went on an awesome adventure.  So there was a fellowship that consisted of me (the ring bearer), Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf (YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! *CASTS STAFF DOWN*), Aaragorn, Legoulus, and Gimli, and Boromir (but she died, we ALL cried so much *PSYCH*).  We SIGNED AND DANCED INTO MORDOR and destroyed the ring.  
My Precious :)

My sis is Music_4ever, fan her, and if you don't, Smeagol will haunt you down, and do something very bad, spit on you.

█ 10% luck
██ 20% skill
███ 15% concentrated power of will
████ 5% pleasure
█████ 50% pain 
██████ 100% REASON TO REMEMBER THE NAME

Things I like:
-nothing

You're insecure,
I know what for,
You're a stupid fat ugly who-o-re,
You need make-up,
To cover up,
Being the way that you are isn't good enough,
Everyone else in the room can see it,
Everyone else but you.
Baby you've got facial hair like nobody else,
The way that you have BO, yeah your body smells,
But from your profile pictues it ain't hard to tell,
You don't kno-o-ow, you don't know you're ugly.
If only you saw what, I could see,
You'd understand why I throw up so frequently,
Right now i'm looking at you and I can't believe,
You don't kno-o-w,
You don't know you're ugly.
That's what makes you ugly.
So c-come on,
You got it wrong,
To prove i'm right I put it in a so-o-ong,
I don't know why,
You start to cry,
Everytime I tell you to di-i-ie
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Wtf your so lazy you didn't even read it.  There is a Yoi.  Now your going back to read it. Shame...  I just wasted at least 5 secs of your life.  Problem?  LOL you mad?  Now 7 secs.  :P  Trolling level: Boss