Status: My face just hit puberty. Well shit. (1 month ago)

SkySoFly

Name Skylar.
Location Kanadia.
Member Since Feb 21, 2012
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So. From the top. 
My name is Skylar. Don't wear it out. 
I'm so funny. Haha. 
I tend to be an asshole most of the time, so try not to get too insulted. 
I'll talk to you if you don't type like a sloth. 
I love Dee. She's the bomb. Or whatever you youngsters say nowadays. You'll understand if she declares you worthy enough to have a conversation with her.
I'm eighteen. Too old for your flat-chested, pre-teen ass. 
Oops, my sass is showing. Take that as my cue to leave. 
K bye.

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eeoopig
eeoopig

1 month ago
Is dee still on wattpadd?
SkySoFly
SkySoFly

3 months ago
@DeeTheRipper you're adorable babe. We shall take care of that birthday sex soon. Mama Johnson told me I was a weird fuck after I gave her your message, so there's that. And where did you hear that I was obsessed with you exactly? 
@Ranachana Fuck, I have to be classified as a old geezer now like you. This sucks ass.
SkySoFly
SkySoFly

3 months ago
@DeeTheRipper I'm a dumbass though, which brings my perfection down a few notches. You, being a smart ass, now surpass me. 
SkySoFly
SkySoFly

3 months ago
@DeeTheRipper Hush, you're the perfect one. 
laughingwillsaveyou
laughingwillsav...

4 months ago
Well hello there! Sooo did you know that hippos have wings but are too selfconscious to fly??
SkySoFly
SkySoFly

4 months ago
@DeeTheRipper Well, then I guess that means rape is inevitable.
SkySoFly
SkySoFly

4 months ago
@DeeTheRipper Stop being so motherfucking adorable before I rape you through the screen.
SkySoFly
SkySoFly

4 months ago
@DeeTheRipper well now you've made me curious. What are the other two true statements you said today?
SkySoFly
SkySoFly

4 months ago
@DeeTheRipper Hussshhhhhhhh
SkySoFly
SkySoFly

4 months ago
@DeeTheRipper I really did win the lottery with you, didn't I.

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