| Name | Skylar. |
| Location | Kanadia. |
| Member Since | Feb 21, 2012 |
So. From the top. My name is Skylar. Don't wear it out. I'm so funny. Haha. I tend to be an asshole most of the time, so try not to get too insulted. I'll talk to you if you don't type like a sloth. I love Dee. She's the bomb. Or whatever you youngsters say nowadays. You'll understand if she declares you worthy enough to have a conversation with her. I'm eighteen. Too old for your flat-chested, pre-teen ass. Oops, my sass is showing. Take that as my cue to leave. K bye.
Is dee still on wattpadd?
@DeeTheRipper you're adorable babe. We shall take care of that birthday sex soon. Mama Johnson told me I was a weird fuck after I gave her your message, so there's that. And where did you hear that I was obsessed with you exactly? @Ranachana Fuck, I have to be classified as a old geezer now like you. This sucks ass.
@DeeTheRipper I'm a dumbass though, which brings my perfection down a few notches. You, being a smart ass, now surpass me.
@DeeTheRipper Hush, you're the perfect one.
Well hello there! Sooo did you know that hippos have wings but are too selfconscious to fly??
@DeeTheRipper Well, then I guess that means rape is inevitable.
@DeeTheRipper Stop being so motherfucking adorable before I rape you through the screen.
@DeeTheRipper well now you've made me curious. What are the other two true statements you said today?
@DeeTheRipper Hussshhhhhhhh
@DeeTheRipper I really did win the lottery with you, didn't I.