SirenAlice

I'm super fun, fabulous, jaded, sarcastic, hilarious, friendly, outgoing and can make friends with just about most people. I have an obsession with literature, candy, music (without it life would be a mistake) and reading and Ancient civilizations! My friends say I'm crazy, I like to think that the horizons of my reality stretch far beyond that of the average person oh yeah and I'm super intelligent and peppy! Love sprinkles! I love all red fruits:  cherries,strawberries,apples,pomegranates,watermelon,red currants,,etc... Oh and (taken from smileygirl10) straight but don't hate! XD!I like to think that I am a very tolerant person. I suppose if I had to make one selfless wish I would wish for more tolerance worldwide. What would you wish for? If you had to made a selfless wish?

Things I thinkpeople reading my profile might like ;)

~Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

~What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

~I was going to take over the world, but then I got distracted by something sparkly.

~Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

~People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

~Warning:Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

~If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

~Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

~You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

~Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you just keep talking!!

~There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading,a few who learn by observation,and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

~If life gives you lemons... throw them at someone.

~Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs