From iron cages to techno toasters, toasters have been an ongoing phenomenon everywhere!
Hello! Thank you for visiting my page! A couple things about me and what I like? Here they are, in convenient list form! 1: I am a nerd. Just add taped glasses. 2: I love computers! 3: Video Games are a fine form of entertainment. I love them. 4: I like turtles and penguins! 5: Toast is the most beautiful breakfast material on the face of the planet. 6: Ties are demons in tacky, patterny disguise. 7: Racism. Hate it. Even the word sounds nasty. Bad dog. Bad. Baaahahahahad. 8: Tea rules. 3 quarters tea, one quarter milk. 100% good. 9: Got Top Hat? If every guy wore top hats, the world would be a happier place. 10: Puzzles rule, even if the tougher ones make you feel stupid. 11: Those little perpetual motion dipping birds are awesome. 12: I get tired of the kind of people who pretend to be like the 'cool' people, and end up being an idiot/jerk. You know the kind. 13: I'm half British Gentleman, half All-American nerd. The best of both worlds, you might say. 14: I make long lists. 15: I my two favorite educational pursuits are Science and Language. In that order. 16: I'm obsessed with the past. I love retro goodies, old stuff, etc. 17: I'm a decent cartoonist. Nothing fancy, though. 18: My favorite letter is A 19: My favorite number is 7 20: I'm a huge bookworm. 21: The man who made the first library must of been some sort of genius. I love libraries. 22: I'm not a very good writer, but I enjoy writing. 23: Those little spherical chunks of heaven, Maltesers (Whoppers in America), are my favorite kind of chocolate. 24: Crunchies are very tasty too, though. 25: In my opinion, America makes the best meat, Britain makes the best quality snacks Thanks Again, SirToasty
Location:In my chair. (Probably.)
Joined:4 years ago
Description: The Official News bulletin for the Toaster Appreciation Club! Read up on all of the latest news from the toastin' world! Trivia, Recipies, and news stories, all about our favorite breakfast friend!
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