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SirToasty

Location In my chair. (Probably.)
Member Since Apr 24, 2011
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Hello! Thank you for visiting my page!

A couple things about me and what I like? Here they are, in convenient list form!

1: I am a nerd. Just add taped glasses.
2: I love computers!
3: Video Games are a fine form of entertainment. I love them.
4: I like turtles and penguins!
5: Toast is the most beautiful breakfast material on the face of the planet.
6: Ties are demons in tacky, patterny disguise.
7: Racism. Hate it. Even the word sounds nasty. Bad dog. Bad. Baaahahahahad.
8: Tea rules. 3 quarters tea, one quarter milk. 100% good.
9: Got Top Hat? If every guy wore top hats, the world would be a happier place.
10: Puzzles rule, even if the tougher ones make you feel stupid.
11: Those little perpetual motion dipping birds are awesome.
12: I get tired of the kind of people who pretend to be like the 'cool' people, and end up being an idiot/jerk. You know the kind.
13: I'm half British Gentleman, half All-American nerd. The best of both worlds, you might say.
14: I make long lists.
15: I my two favorite educational pursuits are Science and Language. In that order.
16: I'm obsessed with the past. I love retro goodies, old stuff, etc.
17: I'm a decent cartoonist. Nothing fancy, though. 
18: My favorite letter is A
19: My favorite number is 7
20: I'm a huge bookworm. 
21: The man who made the first library must of been some sort of genius. I love libraries.
22: I'm not a very good writer, but I enjoy writing.
23: Those little spherical chunks of heaven, Maltesers (Whoppers in America), are my favorite kind of chocolate.
24: Crunchies are very tasty too, though.
25: In my opinion, America makes the best meat, Britain makes the best quality snacks

                                                                                                      
                                                                                             Thanks Again,
                                                                                                           SirToasty

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The Toaster Appreciation Club Bulletin Board

The Toaster Appreciation Club Bulletin Board

5 parts / 1 page, updated Jul 21, 2011
The Official News bulletin for the Toaster Appreciation Club! Read up on all of the latest news from the toastin' world! Trivia, Recipies, and news stories, all about our favorite breakfast friend!
348 reads votes 16 comments 24
The Story of the Toaster: A History Lesson.

The Story of the Toaster: A History Lesson.

1 page, updated Jul 08, 2011GCompleted
From iron cages to techno toasters, toasters have been an ongoing phenomenon everywhere!
382 reads votes 2 comments 4
Pizza Fridays

Pizza Fridays

5 parts / 1 page, updated Apr 25, 2011Completed
A Short collection of short food stories spanning an entire week. Includes 'Meatless Mondays' and 'Taco Tuesday'
686 reads votes 18 comments 11
Breakfast in Camelot

Breakfast in Camelot

5 parts / 2 pages, updated Apr 25, 2011Completed
The epic story about a freshly sliced piece of toast that goes on a quest to save camelot! Thank you for reading!
1,082 reads votes 41 comments 40

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