SidneyArden

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Location	United States of Australia
Birthday	Sep 28
Member Since	May 16, 2009
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22 year old fart-arsing around by writing about stuff that will never-ever happen :O
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My moods change in the blink of the eye.
Call me a tomboy, I'll punch you in the guts.
Call me emo, I'll cry.
Call me sarcastic, I'll show you my middle finger. It's long and pretty. I think you'll like it.
Call me a jock, I'll spike a volleyball into your face [SIXPACK! I win]
Call me a bully, I'll tease you.
Call me crazy, I'll cackle... and turn inside out... I can do that.
Call me competitive, I'll say, 'Your face is competitive'. I win. 
Call me tall, I'll nod and say you are correct.
Call me a muso, I'll make a song about you... an insulting one.
Call me a nerd, I'll hack into your computer and send *censored* emails to all your relatives.
Call me a bitch, I'll call you one back.

Don't try to put me into a group. I'm happier if you just accept me for all my different personalities.
Sid x


☑ SID'S TIPS
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Ask for help. Take advice. Be open to the world and you'll learn more than you'd ever hoped. Close yourself off and you're doing yourself no favours.

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If you're looking for Wattpad help or genius sci-fi that will make you wonder, try @CjayS42.
For a fun time, try @DarknessAndLight. If you don't enjoy something she writes, I will give you ten dollars. And I will never go broke.
Probably one of my favourite storytellers is @Pencil_Moustache. She could write about a brick in the wall and I would probably think the brick is the most interesting thing in the world. She's also hilariously witty.
And, finally, if you've ever thought to yourself, "I want to know more about New Orleans/I love New Orleans/I want to travel to New Orleans/I like magic/I'm a human being" I know that you'll love @marigny_girl or @AlysArden