Status: WARNING: I'M A HUGE DICK. SO BITCHES SHOULDN'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. APPROACH ME AT OWN RISK (11 months ago)
| Location | in your head, which is thinking of me;) |
| Member Since | Jun 10, 2012 |
My name's Shawn Things you probably don't want to know about me: 1. I'm a sexy mother fucker. No seriously to all the ladies out there I'm available 2. They say I'm a big man-whore. I say don't believe them until I show you my dick 3. I was kidding with number 1. I'm actually an ugly mother fucker. Approach me at your own risk. 4. Im a foreveralone guy 5. I have a bunch of ugly dipshits as friends 6. Only people with a vagina may approach me 7. You probably shouldn't have read number 6. Too late for that. 8. I think cussing makes your vocabulary fucking colorful. 9. I don't know how to write a story. I suck like hell 10. I'm a Bri ish. Bitches love em British. 11. I'm surprisingly good at Math but it doesn't fit my bad ass rep. so just pretend I was dumb as fuck at Mathematics ;) 12. I'm ain't no British. I lied. 13. One word. TITS. Shawn likes tits. Big tits small tits, the size doen't matter. Tits are tits. Boobies <3 14.@MissLya is a perverted dude pretending to be a lady. She influenced me with tits. Check her out she's pretty... evil, but cool;) 15. I like punk music. I fucking hate modern pop such as Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber. FUCK YOU. 16. I don't fucking care if you hate me. 17. I love you 18. Will you marry me? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING READING SHIT ON MY PROFILE!?
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randaak
8 months ago
@ShawnAlexander YOURE BACK BASTARD! FINALLY shawny the sheep is back!! noone else can call u that btw the dude in my pic is . . . . . my bestiee no need to get jealous, biatch
ShawnAlexander
8 months ago
@emilyjj 'Cause I'm sexy and you know it ;)
ShawnAlexander
8 months ago
@randaak Shawn the what?? Who's that dude in your pic? You broke my heart. Bitch
emilyjj
9 months ago
i dont get it why is it that only girls message you?????
Amayauratchie
10 months ago
@ShawnAlexander well still i laugh easily so ya
randaak
10 months ago
@ShawnAlexander shawn the sheep, u think ur too old for tht? :P and yes, very much:/ haha :P
ShawnAlexander
10 months ago
@GirlinHeels Haha how have you been sarcastic dude? :)
ShawnAlexander
10 months ago
@randaak Shawn the what? Fuck you and your nick names. Miss me? ;)
This has been reported as offensive and is under reviewShawnAlexander
10 months ago
@Amayauratchie but... I was serious with those. o.o
ShawnAlexander
10 months ago
@BlackStarYuya Your words are rather making my head hurt. Me no literate. :P
