"Well, I'm more lopsided than a one-legged badger," mewed Graypaw, breaking off from his careful stalking to stagger comically across the clearing. "I think I'll have to settle for hunting stupid mice. They won't stand a chance. I shall just wander up to them and sit on them till they surrender." -Graypaw (Graystripe) "Call out if you need a hand. If she looks like she's going to have you, I'll sneak up behind her and whack her on the head with a stiff rabbit." -Graypaw ★You can find me on the Drawcast app as Shadowtail. In fact, that's where I drew my pro pic. It's also where I do the cover art for my stories.★ -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi! My name is Nick. I like to think of myself as a Pink Power Ranger. I am what I call an artist of average abilities, and I'm probably not that good at writing either. Nevertheless, I hope you enjoy my stories, and feedback is encouraged. ☆Favorite Warrior cats~ JAYFEATHER, Briarlight, Cinderpelt, Birchfall, Brackenfur, Sorreltail, FireHEART, Brightheart, Yellowfang, Graystripe, Feathertail, Crowfeather, Whitestorm, Longtail, Ravenpaw, Dustpelt ☆I know, I know........ I need to update more. ♪Mentionable Peeps:@screaminballoflames She ish mah bestest friend ever!@Whitestar5701 She is just amazing! Her writing, her art, and her personality. She is just an altogether great person.@xXLightstormXx She is an excellent author and artist. Plus, a great friend. ☆Oh! And remember to check out my shared account with screaminballoflames....@ButterTurtlez !
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So... since I'm so lazy and unproductive, Imma delete one of my stories. (Not Learning to Live.) Which one are you guys tired of hearing? Also, which one do you want me to update next?
@Shadowtail Ohhhh fun XD
So.... I was gonna just set my status, but no one reads that. @screaminballoflames and I have a shared account (@ButterTurtlez ). I just wanted to get that out there. The prologue of our first story written together will be up tonight.
@Shadowtail Gosh darn it people, who did this? We was just joking around about da Hitler stuffs, jeez. And everything else too. If anyone hasn't realized yet, we are stupid and weird. Oh, and we have a lot of inside jokes that are NOT meant to offend people. Gah... darn it... Really people... How is that offensive? I mean I can understand if you didn't know we were joking, but it seemed pretty obvious we were to me, but... you know. My statis even EXPLAINS the joke about Hitler.... *sigh* The Forrest Gump part was an inside joke, the CIA is from the Weird Al parady, "Party in the CIA", and really, I can't see anything else as being offensive there... The entire thing was talking to Shadowtail anyway...
@screaminballoflames Someone reported your message as offensive..... wasn't me!!! Who did this?! Who reported our inside jokes as offensive? Was it you Mr. Henry? No seriously guys, Y U think that be offensive?
@Shadowtail I don't know, Mr. Henry might have been. .... Probably not though. Yay! Hitler!!!! =O Wow.... didn't know that... You suck! Everyone liked Forrest Gump!! Well, everyone except wormpants!!! Yay! I like da CIA!!! *Gets shot with a laser* CURSE YOU CIA!!! .... Nice. You suck!!
@screaminballoflames No! Run! They're going to shoot us! *Le pushes you down* See you sucker!
@screaminballoflames I'm not a wormpants! Da Easta pataytoes ish da lie! I came home and dug up my front yard! No Easta potaytoes for me.... :( I will save you Cheetoh! *Le picks up Cheetoh and cuggles him.* Mr. Henry was very weird. You don't think he was thinking 'bout wormpants do you? Hitler :) Hweat like CS says it equals bad words in other countries. I don't like Forrest Gump!!! I like the CIA song though. Ish cool! Jordan! I'm startled Jordan help me! Jordan! I'm startled! This is all startling me! Help me Jordan! ~ Nick the Pink Power Ranger
Oh, God! Sorry I spammed you this bad, it got out of hand! Still, you should read them =) Read the all Nick, read them all. *Creepy smile* *Evil laugh* *Knife through your head* *maniacle laughter* Yesh! Yesh! She's dead! She's dead! *Gets shot through the head* Ah, wormpants... *dies* *revives self* Gah!!! Nick, run! Run, Nick! Run for your life! *dies again*
Did I ever tell you I was a member of the C.I.A.? Oh crap, now I have to kill you all! -_- Watch your backs, you might be next on our list.