↠Jewel is her name

Excels in procrastination↞

↠Really sarcastic, and she feels really bad about it.

Finds that fictional characters are better than real life people↞

↠Cries herself to sleep at night because of the perfection that is Ansel Elgort

Writes down all of her thoughts so her head doesn't explode into a million pieces↞

↠Very forgiving towards fictional characters that break her heart and stab her in the back repeatedly.

Very persnickety about her profile looking perfect but it's not turning out that way so it's bothering her↞

↠Loves words like persnickety.

Fictional bad boys are her weakness↞

↠Can't seem to kick her caffeine addiction.

Tends to spend too much time on wattpad↞

↠Tends to stress out about situations made up in her head

Tends to talk about herself in third person↞

↠Tends to talk to herself

Tends to talk too much↞

↠Doesn't know when to shut up

Forcing herself to shut up now↞

↠Thanks you all for being amazing and reading her stories

And now, here's a departing quote...↞

↠Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.

-Nora Ephron↞



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SarcasticPoet675 SarcasticPoet675 Jun 12, 2014 09:49PM
I posted the second chapter of "Aero Affinity"! Check it out! :) http://www.wattpad.com/53971147-aero-affinity-hour-two-spontaneity-✈%EF%B8%8F
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