Just a writer. A Directioner A Bro A Wolfian A Danasour ECT! An here's a cookie that me and Harry baked. *Looks for cookie* NIALL YOU ATE THEIR COOKIE! Niall: SORRY! Harry: Okay.... OUT OF MY KITCHEN! Louis: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! Zayn: NOT THE HAIR! Liam: Everyone just calm- RUN!!!! MONSTER HARRY! *Ran all the way to BBC Radio Station* Dan: Uhhh Phil: Hey! What happened with you guys. Me: Yup... you can guess. Phil and Dan: Harry. Louis: MY HAZZA KICKED ME OUT OF HIS KITCHEN! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL! Liam: Nope. Pewds: DIBIDIBIDIBIDIBIDIBIDIBIDIBI! MONSTER! Cry: No that's just one mad Harry. Harry: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU NIALL!!! * Niall hides something behind his back* Harry: GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE! Niall: Not till you tell me who this Sarah person is. :Harry: Don't you dare- Niall: Dear Harry! Yesterday was- Harry: NIALL!!!! Me: *kiss on cheek* Harry*Blush* W-whatever. Louis: NO FAIR! SHE'S MY FRIEND! WHY DOES HARRY GET SOMETHING!? Me: CAUSE YOU MAKE MY EARS BLEED! Niall: Both of you make our ears bleed. Me and Louis: WHAT DID YOU SAY NIALL!? Everyone: Shit. Dan:RUN! Pewds and Cry: AHHHHHH Liam, Niall, and Zayn: OH MY GOD! Phil! VLOG IT!