Status: TAKEN OVER TEMPORARILY BY CALLUMN! (2 months ago)

Rubber_Ninja

Name Jake
Location Shitville
Member Since Aug 02, 2012
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• Hiya sexy ladies, I be Callumn ;)

• This is Jake's account but my poor baby's going through a tough time at the moment so I'm here to keep things fun till he comes back.

• I don't really know what else to say :S

• I'm from Manhattan... So if any of you wanna stalk me I'm available ;P

• If you know Jake then you'll probably know that I'm his step-brother.

• And no I'm not dating Jake :-/ Why do so many of you ask that? We're like practically related so it would be awkward e.e

• For a good time call... Haha nice try 8-) I don't come that easy you know.



My list of sexy wattpad whores:
@BlowMeAKiss Babe, you make my life complete ;P If I wasn't so into Rick I'd probably turn straight for you :o I'm kidding, you're like my fucking mom, always bossing me about!
@JammieDodgers He's straight (-.-) ...Guess the ladies can have this fine specimen all to themselves. *_* 
@iHeartCookie Jake says you're his sister from another mother (o_O)...I'd say the same except I wouldn't want to fuck my sister ;) Haha I'm joking you dirty slut! 
@JustOneWord We met in Melbourne! Well you came with Liss but still! Apparently you left this site (whatever it is called) :(

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Rubber_Ninja
Rubber_Ninja

5 months ago
@BlowMeAKiss That's because I'm amazingly funny and kissable :P
BlowMeAKiss
BlowMeAKiss

5 months ago
Omg man your last comment came up on my news and I was lmfao when I read your comment. Your some funny shit n/o
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6611marcum
6611marcum

5 months ago
...@Rubber_Ninja  jake ...the dog and fin the human ..adventure never ends .adventure timme! :D 
Rubber_Ninja
Rubber_Ninja

5 months ago
@_JustOneWord_ Noob? What the fuck is a noob? Is it a reject word for boob or something? xD
Rubber_Ninja
Rubber_Ninja

5 months ago
@_JustOneWord_ Honey, that's why I'm top and he's bottom ;)
Rubber_Ninja
Rubber_Ninja

5 months ago
@_JustOneWord_ Even a quarter of my dick is bigger than most people's xD
Rubber_Ninja
Rubber_Ninja

6 months ago
@nazmaniac Haha I was just teasing :P
Rubber_Ninja
Rubber_Ninja

6 months ago
@nazmaniac :o Heh kinda creeped out now...
Rubber_Ninja
Rubber_Ninja

6 months ago
@nazmaniac You a weird troll man? AWESOME!! Hehe ;)
Rubber_Ninja
Rubber_Ninja

6 months ago
@BlowMeAKiss -___-@iHeartCookie already forced me to vote for it- now my profile has pink on it... FML