Status: TRAVELLING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT, I'M GONNA MAKE A SUPERSONIC MAN OUT OF YOU! (11 hours ago)

RobotsWillCry

Name Robots
Location Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, England :D
Member Since Feb 18, 2012
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Wattpad's resident cat lady. Mostly harmless.

I'm also the current President of@Author_Games, the not-quite-official writer games account! :D

- UP THE POSH!
   BABY FERGIE'S BARMY ARMY!

- I'm also a huge cricket fan and will defend it to the death if I have to! 
  HOWZAT?! *umpire raises finger*

- I study English Literature, if 'study' is the word for lounging around on Wattpad and calling it work...

- Music is essentially, especially Stornoway, The Cab, Mumford and Sons, The Script, The Killers, and awesome singers include Emeli Sande, Billy Joel and...erm...that guy whose name I can't remember. But he sings really well! :P

I do NOT take read or fan requests. You have been warned.

I live too much online and not in real life. But my real life is good :D


There are a lot of people I should mention, but they were taking too much space here and it's not like anybody really reads this sort of thing with other people's names, do they?


'procrastination is the
art of keeping
up with yesterday'
~ Don Marquis

'would it have been worth while
to have bitten off the matter with a smile
to have squeezed the universe into a ball
to roll it towards some overwhelming question'

'I read, much of the night, and go south in the winter'
~ T. S. Eliot

'Time would say nothing but I told you so'
~ W. H. Auden



KEEP
CALM
AND
[insert relevant statement here]

And remember...always, always know where your towel is.

Works

Jeopardy: The Fourth Quarter Quell

Jeopardy: The Fourth Quarter Quell

65 parts / 156 pages, updated May 22, 2013PG-13
It's the one hundredth year of the Hunger Games. Twice during this tenure the districts have rebelled. Twice they have been beaten down. The Capitol have... read more
3,988 reads votes 368 comments 882
The House of Tiny Whispers

The House of Tiny Whispers

8 parts / 16 pages, updated May 16, 2013PG-13
A collection of short stories and scraps.
114 reads votes 12 comments 33
Nothing Personal

Nothing Personal

62 parts / 125 pages, updated Feb 28, 2013PG-13Completed
Twelve districts. Twenty four children. Two weeks. Twenty three murders. One winner. Welcome to Panem, home of the Hunger Games. [actual games begin at chapter 28]
18,556 reads votes 453 comments 844
Running from Shadows

Running from Shadows

17 parts / 62 pages, updated Jan 16, 2013PG-13
Sabian is a rich young aristocrat with a gift for music. Kalona is a street-wise orphan with a gift for seeing into the future. Usually they would never meet. But whe... read more
2,105 reads votes 52 comments 42
After The Storm (A Hunger Games Fanfic)

After The Storm (A Hunger Games Fanfic)

54 parts / 149 pages, updated Dec 26, 2012PG-13Completed
Another year, another Hunger Games. And a mother and father with a story to tell... [contains no characters from the actual books]
29,920 reads votes 611 comments 1,084
Standing on the Edge (That Goat Will Probably Eat You)

Standing on the Edge (That Goat Will Probably Eat You)

50 parts / 142 pages, updated Aug 11, 2012PG-13PicturesCompleted
Panem is coming apart at the seams. Thanks to years of brutal work, supplies are starting to dwindle, but Capitol demand just won't stop g... read more
8,479 reads votes 301 comments 664
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TheOldKiwi
TheOldKiwi

11 hours ago
WHAT IS YOUR STATUS SONG...I know it and it's bugging me xD
RobotsWillCry
RobotsWillCry

3 days ago
@LunaSierra I've said it before and I'll say it again, the Vultures are seven times European champions (six of those titles coming BEFORE Krum), and they've only ever lost one final and that was back in 1932 and because it was foggy.
The Quafflepunchers wear pink and have never even reached the semifinals xD
LoTicA
LoTicA

3 days ago
Thank you for following!
LunaSierra
LunaSierra

3 days ago
My wattpad shut me out; it was being very glitchy! Sorry for the random close! :P

RE to status: Quafflepunches are so much better actually.
RobotsWillCry
RobotsWillCry

3 days ago
@ScrapbookLove #-.-
ScrapbookLove
ScrapbookLove

3 days ago
#where? ;)
#whatisahashtag?
#isitadisease?

:D
TheOldKiwi
TheOldKiwi

4 days ago
Your status.
*speechless*
LoTicA
LoTicA

4 days ago
@Its_A_Cat_Thing Obviously referring to the games we have our three gamemakers here Its definitely the next gamessssakshv fnsoiudhvfuishv

AAAAHHHH 
Its_A_Cat_Thing
Its_A_Cat_Thing

4 days ago
Dacnomania: A compulsive urge to kill people......
@RedTears it was...weird, but most of them are. 

@RobotsWillCry your favourite - Azerbaijan - is on!

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@LunaSierra :)
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@LoTicA of course, if she was a Quafflepunchers fan it'd have to be bright pink...*shudder*
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@LoTicA that's it, she's going in Quidditch kit. I cannot be bothered xD
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@LoTicA allow me to explain the full magnitude of what you are attempting to do here. You are trying to get a girl whose idea of 'dressing up' is...
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@LoTicA I'm well aware of that, Lotty. My issue is with thinking of them xD
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