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RhapsodyOfTheLost

Location Wicked Boston
Birthday Apr 01
Member Since Mar 19, 2011
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Right, so if you are looking at this page, you are either A) a stalker, or B) Looking for updates of my stories. If you have any common sense, then you will realize RhapsodyOfTheLost and Update aren't seen in any sentence. Well, that often. And with the IB exams coming up, I'm definitely going to be busy... So, enjoy a little poem!
Roses are red,
Violets are purple.
What rhymes with orange?
Well, the word sporange!
Sporange is an actual word. It is the less well known version of sporangium. It's a structure which produces spores. The more you know!
I'm really just procrastinating as I write this. Instead of updating a story, or reviewing for my exams. I'm already accepted into my dream University. So we can deduce that I am an awfully lazy person who prefers to avoid work. While we're at it, let's contemplate the meaning of life.
How is it we know we are alive? Is it because of our senses? Can we not manipulate others through hypnosis and specially created machines which stimulate the human brain into thinking its in variously different situations? And what is life anyway? Is it the ability to eat, sleep, and in other words function? Yet we seem to look over what life exactly is. Do you live? Do I? How am I to know you exist, and you to know that I do? Is to be alive the ability to think? How can we tell if we think? Unless you have the ability to read minds, you will never know. Maybe I'm just asleep, and everyone of you is just figments of my mind, created to assume a part in some plot line we call life. I know I exist, though if we are questioning life, or rather existence, than I need to prove it. Sadly, how does one prove they think, and are not just some thought up being? How can I know if you live? What is it that compels my mind to create you, if I am the only real person? What is the purpose of this all? Am I asleep and dreaming? Is death merely waking up from a long dream? Are our dreams other lives we live? An endless chain?
Or am I in the Matrix?

Works

Jukka and Antonio (Shounen Ai)

Jukka and Antonio (Shounen Ai)

2 pages, updated Aug 08, 2012PG-13
55 reads votes 4 comments 2
Sleepwalker(BoyXBoy)

Sleepwalker(BoyXBoy)

2 parts / 7 pages, updated May 10, 2012R
Marshall is just a young man, getting over the death of his father, a wealthy business partner with many friends and associates, along with enemies. So which is this bu... read more
445 reads votes 18 comments 9
Short (ManXMan)

Short (ManXMan)

2 pages, updated Apr 26, 2012R
Desmond Whynott, age twenty-nine, was at the top of his game working as a government agent, and catching the crooks of America. After an encounter with a rather short inform... read more
61 reads votes 6 comments 2
Poetry and Inner Musings

Poetry and Inner Musings

5 parts / 1 page, updated Apr 21, 2012G
A collection of poems, thoughts, hopes, dreams, and inner musings.
235 reads votes 17 comments 9
Taming Marcus(BoyXBoy)

Taming Marcus(BoyXBoy)

7 parts / 16 pages, updated Apr 20, 2012R
You know the story. There's the big bad jock who goes out with the hot cheerleader, and rules the school. He dumps nerds in toilets, and shoves geeks into lockers. We... read more
6,448 reads votes 165 comments 51
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RhapsodyOfTheLost
RhapsodyOfTheLo...

4 months ago
@RaeKitano I know! It's like good looking toes are a recessive gene. But in my short life, I have seen some very beautiful toes.
RaeKitano
RaeKitano

4 months ago
@RhapsodyOfTheLost 

lol - well I must admit very few people I know have good looking toes :)
RhapsodyOfTheLost
RhapsodyOfTheLo...

4 months ago
@RaeKitano Sorta alive.

But seriously, toes are just sooo.... y'know?
RaeKitano
RaeKitano

4 months ago
Yay alive.
#17 jumped out of me as I was scrolling down - interesting :)
RhapsodyOfTheLost
RhapsodyOfTheLo...

7 months ago
@ElizbetaHedervary {Pffffffffft. And I want IB to be easy. v.v}
VanilliaVampiris
VanilliaVampiri...

8 months ago
@RhapsodyOfTheLost (( Mlehhh!!!! I want an update!!! Dx ))
RhapsodyOfTheLost
RhapsodyOfTheLo...

8 months ago
@ElizbetaHedervary That is a secret, and a well kept secret, so I am afraid I cannot tell you the secret to my Sexiness. I don't know why I have an obsession with toes. I just do, like most people have this lame obsession for breathing. I only breath when necessary, btw. If you do have proof, than you are surely dead by now. And lastly, don't ask. Just... Don't.

Read the first part of my bio for further information.
VanilliaVampiris
VanilliaVampiri...

8 months ago
(( Hev, where do I start with your bio? First of all, we all know you are incredibly sexy... so sexy we all wish you would tell us your secret of how you got so sexy. Second, why do you have and obsession with toes? Third, I have proof that you watch Shake It Up. And fourth, really? A condom filled with mayo? Also, how the hell do you get stranded on the roof as well?
Anyway, I'm done being your stalker for the time being.

Oh! One more question.. when will you update any of your stories!!!!!))
RhapsodyOfTheLost
RhapsodyOfTheLo...

9 months ago
@mediatorhaunted Oh, well I hope I didn't scare you too badly by fanning you. ^^' I'm glad you like Taming Marcus, and my writing.

@DrGigglez Um... Thanks, bye? 

@Black_Fog No problem.

@Dragonious Your welcome! The horse closest to the camera is Caramilk. ^^

@saelia Your welcome!
saelia
saelia

9 months ago
Hello! Thank you for fanning. 

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Lol, what did I just read? I think this may be the weirdest omegle chat I have ever seen. And I've seen a lot of them. Cheers to you, pal. It's...
Crazy omegle chats!!!!! boy...

The enjambment you use is pretty well done, and I like how you used metaphors. In all, an excellent free verse poem.
Falling, Tumbling, Spiraling

Nice poem. I like how you use a rhyming pattern similar to a nursery rhyme's with such a dark theme. It creates a nice sense of irony.
Soldier Lullaby

At first, I was expecting Levi to fall in love with Troy, but now I really don't see that happening. It's obvious Levi really isn't one for love....
Leviathan!

@ElizbetaHedervary Ahahahaha... Not sure how well that will work... I'll try it.
Taming Marcus(BoyXBoy)