Hello. My name is Maraiya Kobayashi Hatake (wife of Kakashi Hatake). That's not my real name, though(except for my last name). Of course, I wont tell you my real name. I dont want you stalking me. Unless, you are a facebook buddy... then, you know my name. They stalk me all the time, though. They sell my information to Ebay. But no! I will not give you the link!
Anyway, my readers, my fans, and random people who just happen to find my profile... WELCOME! This has to be the millionth time I have edited my bio, but anyway, I will tell you about myself. Unfortunately, I can't do that actually because I am just too plain awesome that if I started talking about myself, Wattpad would explode in the next ten seconds. No! The internet would explode in the next ten seconds... Error.
If you want to know about me, just inbox me any questions, but in the case that you get lost and don't know how to read INBOX in the menu under your username on the VERY TOP BAR... or are just blind.... you can comment on my message board. Then again, if you're blind, you wouldn't be able to find the message board. Instead, talk to the computer screen and see if I respond. If I didn't respond, maybe it's because you've finally realized that I'm not your computer screen. If there is no way of contacting me.... well, poor you. You missed out on awesomeness.
AND NO! I am not pompous. You just can't handle epicness.
Now sadly, I must end this bio of me because if I wrote anymore, I'm sure that I would need to pass 2000 characters. Right now, I'm on character #1501... no... now its #1524.... #1534... YOU KNOW WHAT! SCREW IT! Regardless, I dont have many characters left. Damn... I'm running out though.
What was I gonna do again?... Oh yeah... end this bio. Bye... or Hi.... which ever one you prefer.
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