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"When I first saw you, I was deep in clear blue water. The sun was shining, calling me to come and see you. I touched your soft skin and you jumped in with your eyes closed and a smile upon your face. Você vem, você vai, você vem e cai. E vem aqui pra cá, porque eu quero te beijar na sua boca. Que coisa louca! Vem aqui pra cá, porque eu quero te beijar na sua boca. O, que boca gostosa!"

Genre(s): Drame fantastique
  • Location:
    Canada
  • Joined:
    2 years ago

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36 Published Works

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Maleficent

Social data: 173 reads. 5 votes. 1 comments.

Description: "Wouldn't it be nice if everyone would just.. die?" I am Maleficent. To be me is to endure a life of loathing and unhappiness. But I see the truth of people, their petty sides, their capacity for uncouth contempt. In my veins, my blood has become...


Other Works by QDesjardin.
Sitting & Smiling

Sitting & Smiling

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There's a series of YouTube vids -- Sitting and Smiling, where for four hours straight, a guy sits in a...

The Book of Job (Wattpad Satire)

The Book of Job (Wattpad Satire)

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In the Christian Bible, Job is just an ordinary man, under the gaze of both God and Satan. Satan challen...

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Demon's Paradise (The Write Awards 2013 Entry)

Demon's Paradise (The Write Awards 2013 Entry)

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Emilia LeBlanc, a girl of age 24, is invited to an antiquated mansion with her friend Johan for a relaxi...

The Days Before Christmas

The Days Before Christmas

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One not-so-special morning at school, Martin stumbles across a mysterious, aloof girl named Clare in a c...

Completed
QDesjardin commented on Instant - To Pee or not To Pee


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I laughed at 'To Pee or Not To Pee' - teachers can be jerks when it comes to washrooming, and I like the friendship between Rachel and her.

It's eerie when you think you've heard sounds, or seen things, and it seems all in your head. It gives the normal scenes at school a feeling of foreboding.

I liked reading this so far; keep on writing!
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My gripes aside, it's quite well-written and the nightmare aspect of the prologue makes me intrigued about what'll soon happen with her.
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Why is she in a relationship with this insensitive dum-dum? What does she see in him, and I hope the answer isn't "He makes me feel tingly and hot for some reason," because the Wattpad novel 'After' had this between Tessa and Harry, and I wanted to throw the printed book on the floor because that just isn't romantic.
To all the people who are waiting on me for my reviews -  my laptop is miffed; I'm using someone else's tablet currently to do the reading/reviewing.