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Poetically-Damaged

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Lovey Dovey (May 25, 2012) 

Current Fav Artist: Adele
Current Fav Song: Somebody That I used to Know - Gotye ft. Kimbra 
Current Fav Show: Supernatural & The Golden Girls/ Dream High (Korean Drama) 
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Current Fav Band/Group: Florence + The Machine
Current Fav Genre: Indie Rock 





I'm the gayest straight kid you'll ever meet... :p 

Fan Me and I'll love you until the next person does. Lol. Kidding! 

1.	I’m Legal 
2.	I’m bllllaaaaaaccccckkkkk lol.
3.	Me LOOOVE Trish Stratus. *drools* 
4.	Whitney, Celine, Mariah ------> Everyone Else. 
5.	I’ve kissed at least 20 girls and around 12 guys…;) My lips are free to the public!
6.	I suck at relationships. Single life is kind of better to me. (I'm taken now though D:) 
7.	Imma mutthaf*ckin Monstuh!  
8.	Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen is my favorite Song
9.	90s R&B is my favorite genre of music
10.	Very Competitive when it comes to sports and video games. (I’m a guy…I can’t help it)
11.	I belt Celine Dion in the shower.
12.	I write Boyxboy romances and comedies. Never will I ever write a sex scene. NEVER. 
13.	I’d totally go gay for Dylan O’Brien AKA Stiles from Teen Wolf.
14.	I’m a Mama’s boy <3 
15.	I could spend all day playing Call of Duty: Black Ops or Mortal Kombat 
16.	I am deeply afraid of spiders. *_* I mean really, those things are just not normal.
17.	I’ve never been in Love before.
18.	But I do Love you <3 
19. Sarcasm is my body's natural defense against stupidity 
20. I'm of the Christian Faith.  †

Though I write boyxboys I'm not gay just ...versatile. Yeah let's go with that...

There's a Jock in My Bed Has peaked @
#17 on Teen Fiction
#33 on Humor 
#191 on What's Hot  [Retired] 

Boys From The South has peaked@
#30 on Teen Fiction
#74 on Humor 


Upcoming Releases
Lovey Dovey (May 2012)
One of The Boys (N/A)
Night Fever (N/A)


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There's a Rebel in My Bed! (BoyxBoy)

There's a Rebel in My Bed! (BoyxBoy)

Teen Fiction #357 / Humor #486
4 parts / 13 pages, updated May 05, 2012PG-13VideoPictures
He’s a bad boy, I’m an angel. He carries a knife, I carry books. He loves violence, I love Pokémon. So how did he get in my bed? What will it lead to and who will he kill when it comes to the light? The dramatic and compelling sequel to There's a ... read more
11,265 reads votes 533 comments 335

Boys From The South [BoyxBoy]

Boys From The South [BoyxBoy]

4 parts / 13 pages, updated Mar 10, 2012PG-13VideoPictures
Eli was the bratty and spoiled son of a rich and powerful business man. By the time he was sixteen he had more money than people three times his age without lifting a single finger. But his father went bankrupt after bad investments and they w... read more
6,566 reads votes 367 comments 163

There's A Jock in My Bed! (BoyxBoy)

There's A Jock in My Bed! (BoyxBoy)

Teen Fiction #632 / Humor #695
24 parts / 81 pages, updated Jan 29, 2012PG-13VideoPicturesCompleted
[Editing] He’s popular, I’m a nobody. He’s a senior, I’m a freshman. He goes to wild parties, I stay home all night. So how did he end up in my bed? Where will it go from here and how much will he pay to keep it all a secret? (Boyxboy)
535,102 reads votes 6,402 comments 1,980

Like a Virgin (BoyxBoy Comedy)

Like a Virgin (BoyxBoy Comedy)

Historical Fiction #434
2 parts / 6 pages, updated Oct 09, 2011PG-13VideoPictures
You know, life has a big way of screwing with me. An unstable, snobbish mother, a rock hard father and a slutty big bird for a sister but this-this takes the freakin proverbial cake. My sister’s fiancé to be is an absolute jackass, a certifie... read more
4,028 reads votes 140 comments 62

Remember Me...

Remember Me...

1 page, updated Sep 11, 2011PGVideoCompleted
In loving Memory of those who were lost and sentiment to the loved ones during the 9/11 attacks. A short story about a woman who still hangs on to the love her husband left her with.
312 reads votes 18 comments 11

Candy Man (boyxboy)

Candy Man (boyxboy)

6 parts / 27 pages, updated Jun 20, 2011PG-13Completed
Allen has a taste for sarcasm and a distain for blondes. So what happens when all two of those things are mixed in one blonde haired new kid? Wil Mr. Sarcasm be ableto deny his obvious feelings for the new blue eys blonde haired jerk? Or will he f... read more
36,080 reads votes 361 comments 115

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Sugar Coated [boyxboy]
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Like Yesterday
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SwEeT MaDnEsS
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KevinWatson3
KevinWatson3

16 hours ago
Speaking of rotXinXpieces - I'm partial to the Patterson Trilogy as well as the two sequels to it.
MetallicaBabe
MetallicaBabe

21 hours ago
Good luck dude!!
Hope u do well!!! :)
Poetically-Damaged
Poetically-Dama...

23 hours ago
http://www.wattpad.com/user/rotXinXpieces

READ HER STORIES. I personally recommend he Full Moon Series as well as Sugar Coated. Beautiful author, excellently written stories. 
Poetically-Damaged
Poetically-Dama...

23 hours ago
If you were one of the 6 people trying to talk to me and i didn't reply, I'm so sorry. My internet is like that. It randomly cuts off. -____- 
Anyway guys my May 16 exams are here which will continue up to June 6. Updates will be scarce but will happen. 
Lovey Dovey will premiere May 25. I'm writing sufficient  chapters now so that I can just update quickly. 

Wish me Luck. XOXO 
MaddieRawr354
MaddieRawr354

3 days ago
@Poetically-Damaged AH! I can't wait~ This seems like it's going to be amazing, love. I'm already dying of laughter and I've only just read the description. I can tell this is going to be great and I'm really excited as well.
Lovey Dovey - DESCRIPTION!!
 
In a school where Seventeen Magazine is the Holy Bible, Justin Bieber is the Second Coming of Jesus and the national anthem is Dance (Ass), it’s obviously hard to fit in. But Martyn never wanted to be popular; being that little flower on the wall was sort of his thing and he could win a damn Nobel Prize for it. But he and his big mouth just had to say something to Mr. Prince Charming – which in this day and age was code for major player. Not even his adorkable cute sarcasm can get him out of this one. The final year of his high school life might be the most daring and might lead to a body count because in High School, it’s Survival of the Meanest. 

Debuts May 25, 2012.
vampireluva
vampireluva

4 days ago
@Poetically-Damaged If only I was good at boyxboy romance I would so do it!
@vampireluva Iol 2 is enough. I don't want this turning into a 1D story even if they are just playing roles...though that is a smart marketing ploy that I should totally be taking advantage of. 
So EXCITED for Lovey-Dovey aaaaaahhh! 
vampireluva
vampireluva

4 days ago
Louis or harry or both so you can have Larry in your story! *sighs* oh larry
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