Status: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SOOOON. THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DOOONE. LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REEEEST. DON'T YOU CRY NO MOOORE. *distant sobs* (2 days ago)
| Name | Enterprise Captain Smaug Winchester |
| Location | USS Enterprise NCC-17 01 |
| Member Since | Feb 26, 2011 |
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Hello Muppets! You have successfully stumbled across the page of one Motherfucker Jones. If I'm cool enough for you to fan, welcome to the family and I hope you enjoy your stay here at Casa Fangirl on 21 Jump Street. You're welcome to inbox me/spam my messageboard! I am more commonly known as: -Watson -Marty Samantha -Chewbacca -Ninja Master -Larry the Cucumber -Sourwolf -Smaug Or just plain ol' Bro. :) Here's a quote I like! "Yeah, well, I tried to explain to them that my mind powers don't work on Tuesdays." ~Varen Nethers, Nevermore Things I Rather Enjoy: -Classic rock -One Direction -The Maine -Artist vs Poet -Ed Sheeran -Books -Music -Writing -Psych -Teen Wolf -Sherlock -Supernatural (CASTIEL, BITCHES.) -Doctor Who -Merlin I occasionally like to burst into random song, so if that ever happens in a fan message, do not be alarmed. It just happens. No big deal. Have another quote (this one is a song): "I'm sorry that I hurt you / It's something I must live with every day / And all the pain I put you through / I wish that I could take it all away / And be the one who catches all your tears..." ~The Reason, Hoobastank I am a one hundred percent verified sucker for fluff. Please recommend to me some fluffy stories. FUN FACT: If you dedicate a one-shot/part of a story to me, and the one-shot/story is about one of my ships, I will forever love you. Seriously. My ships: -Destiel -Johnlock -Stony -Pepperony -McDanno -Adamandriel -Merthur -Sterek -Sabriel -Klaine -McLahey Good Noodles: @PacoLeonn @BYEadubgby13 @Natshane @downtherabbitwhole @Love4bidden @jameson117 @nobusinesshere: My best friend. She's writing a story for me called "Somewhere in the Text," which you should read immediately. As in right now. Hakuna Matata Just Push Play, AJ <(^_^)> CODFISH~ This Message Has Been Brought to You by the Real Leprechaun Ninjas of Dublin Tumblr: http://www.captainkirknovak.tumblr.com IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO READ ANYTHING, DON'T BURDEN YOURSELF WITH FANNING.
Works
 | Supernatural Drabbles3 parts / 4 pages, updated May 11, 2013 Drabbles on my SPN OTPs. Send in prompts if you would like.
As per usual with my shorts, these will most likely have no definite ending. Also, these will probably b... read more 43 reads  7  2 |
 | A Compilation of Short Stories5 parts / 5 pages, updated Apr 18, 2013 This is mostly fluff/partly paranormal and angsty. Just things I scribble out in my free time to relieve stress and ideas I got that I couldn't make into a f... read more 642 reads 16 18 |
 | Rants From the Socially Awkard13 parts / 18 pages, updated Apr 03, 2013 Somewhat elegantly put together rants that should probably be delivered on YouTube. Please, help yourself. 700 reads 37 56 |
 | The Reason 1 page, updated Apr 02, 2013 Melanie Carter is your normal eighteen-year-old nerd girl, who's averaging a C-minus in the same Spanish class that she's had for four years now. Her two best friends are James... read more 18 reads 3 3 |
 | Written in the Stars2 parts / 4 pages, updated Mar 31, 2013 Maya was a normal girl with normal grades and not-so-normal friends.
MacKenzie the kid that sits in the back of the class, gets the best grades, and doesn't really ... read more 44 reads 8 7 |
 | Teach Me3 parts / 6 pages, updated Mar 05, 2013 ***This is not a student/teacher relationship story, despite what the title my elude to, because I find those quite disturbing.***
Myka Thompson has never been good at maths, an... read more 115 reads 11 7 |
 | It's A Love Hate Thing- Teen Wolf Fiction5 parts / 10 pages, updated Sep 24, 2012 This is a Teen Wolf fan fiction, as you may have guessed. If you haven't, well, now you know.
In this particular fan fiction, Scott has an ol... read more 1,472 reads 47 38 |
 | Red (Co-written by PacoLeonn!)12 parts / 20 pages, updated Jun 13, 2012 In this story, you will be taken on a remarkable journey, featuring one of time's oldest tales: Little Red Riding Hood.
Set in modern day Canada, a seventeen y... read more 692 reads 16 3 |
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PineappleAttack
10 hours ago
@midgiepoo11 Hooray for meeting long lost twins over the internets!
midgiepoo11
17 hours ago
@PineappleAttack, EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT. we must have been separated at birth. and i have read your profile, we are pretty much exactly the same. just saying.
PineappleAttack
18 hours ago
@midgiepoo11 My feelings on the finale reflected perfectly. METATRON THOUGH, UGH. Why do people keep betraying my Cas? Not okay. The angels falling though, I think that could be a pretty cool story line for S9. I mean, there are so many ways they could go about fixing it (if they decide to at all). I just really want Sammy and Cas to be okay. And I kind of want Crowley to be a part of Team Free Will. Because he knows how all the demons work and everything and that would be a really nice advantage. Basically, S9 needs to start now because I'm going to go insane soon.
midgiepoo11
20 hours ago
@PineappleAttack, IKR! it was so sweet/sad. i thought it was kinda cute when Crowley admitted that all he wanted was to be loved :03. i wanted to freaking hug him. Then when the angels fell, i frickin FLIPPED OUT. i screamed at my T.V. for about three minuets after the episode ended. ARRGG! now i have to wait until october for it to come back on :'0(
PineappleAttack
1 day ago
@Winchester_1D (Woot, woot, I have someone to vent to!) Ahhh, I cried so hard! Especially when it got to the end and Sam told Dean that what he confessed was letting Dean down all the time. And then Dean had to go and be brotherly and say that he would so anything to keep Sam safe and I can't. It was perfect and I just djwandism. It had it's funny moments and Crowley getting almost cured was 'whoa omg that's pretty chill' but Cas losthis grace and angels are falling and I don't know what to do with myself because now I have to wait until October. *Obsessively reads fic until S9 starts.* Ahhhhh... Sorry I'm at the babbling point now I'll stop.
Winchester_1D
1 day ago
okay,so i just finished watching the season finale for SNP and i was an emotional wreck. like i cried and it was so sad!!
PineappleAttack
2 days ago
Yo Muppets. I give up. I'mjust going to re-read City of Bones. Because I saw the extended trailer last night during SPN (which made me sob, by the way (SPN, not the trailer)) and let's face it, I'm never going to make it through Lost Souls. But maybe City of Bones will give me the push I need. Here's hoping I reach my goal and finish Lost Souls before the movie comes out in August! Hakuna Matata Just Push Play, AJ <(^_^)> CODFISH~
PineappleAttack
1 week ago
Hi there Muppets! I've finally done it! I have posted my very first (and Wattpad's very first, if I'm correct) Adamandriel fic. You are very welcome. I posted it a while ago, actually, and I thought I had already sent a fan message, but it would appear I didn't. So here's your alert if you haven't already seen it! It's sappier than a maple tree, but it's Adamandriel, so I can be as fluffy as I want. Read if it pleases you, and don't forget to leave comments, as that would please me immensely. Please and thank you! Hakuna Matata Just Push Play, AJ <(^_^)> If you haven't already, please check out my Destiel drabble, too!
PineappleAttack
1 week ago
Hey Muppets! Friendly reminder that if you aren't already reading @LizzieDelRey's Teen Wolf fanfic "She Wolf," then you need to reevaluate your life's choices because you are seriously missing out on alot. She already has so much planned out for it, and it's super spectacular, so show her love. It needs way more credit than it has. :) Hakuna Matata Just Push Play, AJ <(^_^)> CODFISH~ In other fanfic related news, my first drabble should be up next week, and I am trying to finish the next chapter of Love Hate by June third so I can upload it the day of the Teen Wolf premiere.
LaurenElizabeth...
2 weeks ago
good :D i like hearing what people think of the books they read :)
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