Status: Hey guys, I'm back! (7 months ago)
| Name | Jess Verynx |
| Location | Australia |
| Member Since | Oct 13, 2010 |
| Votes Received | 1,142 |
WELCOME TO MY DELICIOUS PROFILE! I would like to take a bit of time talk about myself. Because sometimes it should be all about me. --I love to read and write. I don't often use that word, but I really do love it. --I don't have a favourite colour --Abseiling and caving is awesome --Blue moons annoy me. So do red deserts. Red desserts, on the other hand, are unusual and awesome. Hopefully it's strawberry. --I didn't have very much sleep when I wrote this --Happy and friendly, undoubtedly blunt when it comes to editing. --Please note: I DO NOT READ JB FANFICS, TWILIGHT FANFICS, VAMPIRE/WEREWOLF/HUMAN ROMANCE, OR ANYTHING OF THE KIND. They annoy me greatly. So if you have the guts to ask me to read it, it had better be good. --Further to the point above, if you have the guts to ask me to read ANYTHING, I will take it into consideration. You should expect a reply of either, "Sorry, not enough time to read this right now!" OR you'll get a giant comment on your story with a detailed criticism. I only read as far as I am interested (or have time for) so you'll have to excuse me if I call into question something which will be answered later on! Enjoy reading my books (if that's what you're here for)! ~Jess
Works
 | Writer's Workshop19 parts / 16 pages, updated Jan 01, 2013 The amazing sessions that help you discover new styles of writing and get rid of that nasty writer's block!
The discussion is here: http://www.wattpad.com/forums/di... read more 57,423 reads  757  1,199 |
 | Idiots 90 reads 15 10 |
 | Untitled7 parts / 5 pages, updated Oct 17, 2012 Sit back, relax, and let a city build in your mind...
A city of weird creatures and fairy breeders...
Of parody and myth...
A city which Mark Smith has just been thrown into. 595 reads 37 33 |
 | Poetry4 parts / 2 pages, updated Jan 13, 2012 Yep, so this is a collection of random poems without any real theme.
'Nuff said. 467 reads 27 21 |
 | Cue Author 2 pages, updated Jan 13, 2012 Usually the characters of a story don't know how they got there.
But what happens if the writer decides to take a bit more of a direct hand in events?  244 reads 28 23 |
 | The Puppet MasterInspector Runcastle has been instructed to investigate the disappearance of people in a small town with nothing to its name except a puppet theatre. As he delves into the mystery, he finds more than he bargained for... 102 reads 2 2 |
 | EmotionlessA human lost in the desert... A being with no emotions... A dark kingdom waiting to conquer... And a war just begging to be fought. 262 reads 8 5 |
 | Sound of Silence 1 page, updated Aug 09, 2011 Madness and insanity run amok. Why are those words used so often to describe someone who is entirely rational?
...Are they rational? 294 reads 18 29 |
 | Solid Judgement8 parts / 12 pages, updated Jul 20, 2011 Taken before the Seer of Truth for a crime that over thirty witnesses saw, Mesen has been imprisoned for the murder of a nobleman. When the Stone Woman makes a declaration ... read more 515 reads 16 6 |
 | Torn Between4 parts / 6 pages, updated Jun 05, 2011 There's a Shadow assassin on the loose...
And she's wanting to kill...
Miles thought he could have a break from having people out to get him. And certainly a rest from him wa... read more 431 reads 20 7 |
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sydhud5
1 week ago
@Pineapple2142 Have you ever watched trauma team videos on youtube? Well, there is this pineapple that is always on there videos. I just thought you'd like to know.... :D
Arintez
3 weeks ago
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Arintez
3 weeks ago
uuhhmmmm............ ........... ......... .... When Did I Unfollow You? I DIDN'T DO THAT! I believe that every now and then when I think life can be okie dokie, wattpad turns around and bites my rear end and does weird things like un-fan me from people and remove stories that I had read halfway through from my library. Like ugh. The nerve. Anyhooo hi there I'm re-following you in hopes that Wattpad won't try any trickery again. And if it does, I'LL BE WATCHING! I SEE YOU WATTPAD YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM MEEEE~~ Also Hi there I know you totally missed seeing my random psychotic ramblings on your page. =]
marhuma1995
3 months ago
hi i am new not new in wattpad but really didnt use it that much before. i just read books thats it. but now i want to learn more about wattpad. so, wish me good luck. and if you like to you can give me some suggestions
splinteredsoul
4 months ago
wow! I love your wallpaper! so cool!
dcevezbp1000
4 months ago
Ok, I'll send you a link when I get the chance... Probaly in the next few days.
dcevezbp1000
4 months ago
@Pineapple2141 I read your Writer Workshop (even though I am an editor at heart) and I was thinking that we might co-write an Editors Workshop... only if you have time, of course. I have lots of ideas for workshops, and combined with your writing style and your contact with Wattpadians (lots of people know you on Wattpad), we have the ability to help, improve and teach people to edit! I would be very happy to at least help you... You can visit my profile if you want to. Contact me at wattpadread123@gmail.com
Pineapple2141
4 months ago
Hello all! In case you haven't picked it up yet, I'm becoming a little more active on Wattpad once again. I put up a new workshop activity a little while ago, but haven't touched it since - and there is a reason for it. In a few weeks, or months (not sure which), I shall be delving deep into the world of writing about writing - in book format! I'll be putting a few testers up on here, and asking you whether you would buy it at any point. If not, well, that's fine. If so, that's fantastic! More details forthcoming! Watch this space... ~Jess
Terryvalence
4 months ago
Okay idk anything about this but don't know if I can give it a try... I'll see though just that I got limited time
Pineapple2141
4 months ago
Don't worry, everyone. After my little spoiled teen tantrum, I'm back to cynical pineapple. I'm staying. ~Jess
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@Arintez I'm really glad you're enjoying it!Untitled
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