Status: I am back, my sexy beasts. (1 week ago)
| Name | The Ambassador of the Dark Side |
| Location | Infiltrating the enemy's lines. Shhh.. ;) |
| Member Since | May 09, 2011 |
| Votes Received | 132 |
1. In Quitman, Georgia, US, it is illegal for a chicken to cross the road. 2. Leonardo DiVinci invented the scissors. 3. Flammable and Inflammable mean the same thing. 4. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. 5. The CIA once spent $20 million on a cat equipped with gear to spy on the Soviets, but it was hit by a taxi. 6. Over 1,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows. 7. More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines. 8. President George W. Bush was once a cheerleader. 9. There is a town in Pennsylvania named Intercourse. 10. The answer to Everything: 42. 11. The chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning. 12. Cherophobia is a fear of fun. 13. It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. 14. In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal. 15. Elvis had a twin. 16. Prince William's nickname in college was "P-Willy". 17. Pablo Picasso kept warm by burning his own paintings. Don. 18. No one knows where Mozart is buried. 19. Martha Stewart became a billionaire while in prison. 20. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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 | Share Your Blood (Different Worlds Series B1)2 parts / 2 pages, updated Aug 16, 2011 The Vamp Gods are pissed. They want revenge.
So they decide to put vampires on Earth to punish the humans for their crime. Now the human popula... read more 2,403 reads  73  170 |
![In My Opinion... [Book Reviews]](http://a.wattpad.net/cover/420412-64-k880346.jpg) | In My Opinion... [Book Reviews]5 parts / 4 pages, updated Aug 01, 2011 Reviews of random books that I read. This is my honest opinion, its not official or a fact so if you don't agree, let it go... or whatever. If you want me to rev... read more 2,455 reads 59 67 |
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Arintez
3 weeks ago
HEY! WHERE YOU BEEN?!!?!? COME BACK ALRIGHT? FREAKING COME BACK RIGHT NOW AND UPLOAD ASAP!! YOU FRIGGIN PUNK!!!!!!!!! WHere the flip did you go huh? WHO SAID YOU COULD UP AND LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK UNACCEPTABLE! GRRR. Also what happened to your other stories? You know I was reading one of them...and it's been forever and I forgot the name of it. But it was a good one. ANyhoo come back here and upload something good.
Fanganator
1 month ago
Lmao, I just saw your account name and thought that you must be hilarious person. And you are! xD
NotMyFault
8 months ago
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~ OMG haven't spoken to you in like fo-eva! Na, but I kinda forgot my pass (happens a lot with me bleh) and so made this account. :3
dipsyz
1 year ago
@Phuk_u Ptsh, I'd love to see you having mother-daughter bonding time. Fine....I didn't want to go here, but you leave me NO CHOICE: NIMZZZIIIIIEEEE.
Phuk_u
1 year ago
@dipsyz Because, Conan, we don't talk about castration during mother-daughter bonding time... Melly-Welly? *shrugs* eh, whatever... knock yourself out.
dipsyz
1 year ago
@Phuk_u Really, Melon? Then why didn't you know what it was until I told you? Don't call me Conan, you donkey! I'll bring Melly-Welly into this....
Phuk_u
1 year ago
@dipsyz my momma came up with dem lines before you were born. and 'low the decimal point, it has nothing to do with this, Conan.
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@ThunderBolt819 rainbows are EPIC!! :D MUAHAHAHAHA!! >:D *chokes* ahem. :PIn My Opinion... [Book Revi...
umm.. dat last comment was supposed to be for the 2nd chappie.. ~awkward~
Femanion
lol samuel makes me laugh, but AWWW he's SCARED!! >.< how can u KILL him??!!
Femanion
omg!!! i LOVE that story line!! the whole robo-husband part is rlly weird o.O but i love the plot, rlly original. :D
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