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Birthday Jun 06
Member Since Apr 27, 2011
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I'm just ur average person on Wattpad :) 
just some notes on meee..

*I have a zillion stories that haven't (and will not be) finished and/or published. (just the truth...)
*I positively loovvve humor. And suspense.  
*My favorite sport to play is Volleyball!! :) Woot woot!!
*not the best writer, but I will attempt.
*I appreciate all support and fans!! :)
*I like to be outside and work outside. Keep me in a stuffy room all day and I will be cranky.
*Any story I write isn't ever based on me. That's how some people write, and I understand that, but most of my characters are how I imagine someone opposite of me would be. 
*Please, comment, message or vote on any of my stories. If you have any constructive critisism, please give it.
soooo...thats me haha!

THIS IS IT!! FOR THE POLL! CLICK IT NOW!!---> <- click this for a little video I made :) it includes characters that will be real players in what's upcoming in GeekSlap ;p

Hope you have a wonderful day :)


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