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Haters Gonna Hate

Haters Gonna Hate

142 parts / 175 pages, updated Jul 21, 2014R
***WARNING!!!*** Due to the offensive nature of this book, I no longer recommend anyone reading it. By reading this series of rants, you will only leave unhappy. Nothing... read more
13,315,286 reads votes 268,108 comments 91,411
Psych Investigation Episodes (Books 3, 4, & 5)

Psych Investigation Episodes (Books 3, 4, & 5)

Science Fiction #3 / Fantasy #4
74 parts / 393 pages, updated Jul 20, 2014
1,754,905 reads votes 101,200 comments 14,210
Spell Book

Spell Book

Paranormal #51 / Mystery / Thriller #68
11 parts / 35 pages, updated Jul 15, 2014
Everyone wants something. But are they willing to pay the price? Power, pleasure, riches beyond imagining--they can be yours if you make the sacrifice. Doug never wanted the b... read more
138,789 reads votes 4,618 comments 867
Retelling the Classics: with Sehn and others.

Retelling the Classics: with Sehn and others.

Fantasy #120 / Short Story #337
3 pages, updated Jul 06, 2014PG-13
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1,215 reads votes 198 comments 83
Questing Sucks! (book 1 completed, book 2 in progress)

Questing Sucks! (book 1 completed, book 2 in progress)

Adventure #117 / Fantasy #133
98 parts / 423 pages, updated May 15, 2014PG-13
*Warning, possibly offensive content* Sehn is an Elf, but he isn't like the others: he's rude, vicious, and all around nasty. His only w... read more
4,009,273 reads votes 69,768 comments 6,890
The Kiss of Dawn

The Kiss of Dawn

3 parts / 12 pages, updated Mar 02, 2014PG-13
She is yours. She was made for you. She is for you to touch. She is for you to love. She is for you to keep. She is for you to treasure. This is the way it has been and always shall. And if the need arises, you must kill for her.
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BROladin, by Salamander Slater.

BROladin, by Salamander Slater.

2 pages, updated Jan 07, 2014PG
The way it ACTUALLY happened.
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Psych Investigation Episodes (Books 1, 2 & 3)

Psych Investigation Episodes (Books 1, 2 & 3)

Science Fiction #85 / Fantasy #147
101 parts / 483 pages, updated Dec 31, 2013PG-13Completed
An Urban Fantasy about people with extraordinary abilities. While some see them as opportunities to better the world, others see them merely as... read more
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Catalyst (A romantic Scifi/Fantasy story)[COMPLETED]

Catalyst (A romantic Scifi/Fantasy story)[COMPLETED]

43 parts / 178 pages, updated Nov 06, 2013PG-13Completed
Lucas is a class D citizen: poor, underprivileged, and unworthy to date the girl of his dreams. But his life is about to change when an a... read more
1,937,912 reads votes 64,054 comments 5,258
My God

My God

1 page, updated May 19, 2013PG-13
14,222 reads votes 1,015 comments 645
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