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Psych Investigation Episodes: Volume II

Psych Investigation Episodes: Volume II

Science Fiction #30 / Fantasy #66
25 parts / 128 pages, updated Apr 15, 2014
706,598 reads votes 28,155 comments 3,294
Haters Gonna Hate

Haters Gonna Hate

92 parts / 110 pages, updated Apr 15, 2014PG-13
***WARNING!!!*** Due to the offensive nature of this book, I no longer recommend anyone reading it. By reading this series of rants, you will only leave unhappy. Nothing... read more
5,657,061 reads votes 129,926 comments 39,369
Questing Sucks! (book 1 completed, book 2 in progress)

Questing Sucks! (book 1 completed, book 2 in progress)

Fantasy #89
96 parts / 411 pages, updated Apr 05, 2014PG-13
*Warning, possibly offensive content* Sehn is an Elf, but he isn't like the others: he's rude, vicious, and all around nasty. His only w... read more
3,414,159 reads votes 54,485 comments 5,809
The Kiss of Dawn

The Kiss of Dawn

Romance #652
3 parts / 12 pages, updated Mar 02, 2014PG-13
She is yours. She was made for you. She is for you to touch. She is for you to love. She is for you to keep. She is for you to treasure. This is the way it has been and always shall. And if the need arises, you must kill for her.
9,122 reads votes 833 comments 234
BROladin, by Salamander Slater.

BROladin, by Salamander Slater.

2 pages, updated Jan 07, 2014PG
The way it ACTUALLY happened.
3,089 reads votes 231 comments 123
Spell Book

Spell Book

10 parts / 32 pages, updated Jan 04, 2014
Everyone wants something. But are they willing to pay the price? Power, pleasure, riches beyond imagining--they can be yours if you make the sacrifice. Doug never wanted the b... read more
118,848 reads votes 3,381 comments 730
Psych Investigation Episodes: Volume 1

Psych Investigation Episodes: Volume 1

101 parts / 484 pages, updated Dec 31, 2013PG-13Completed
An Urban Fantasy about people with extraordinary abilities. While some see them as opportunities to better the world, others see them merely as an opp... read more
6,284,845 reads votes 66,188 comments 8,266
Catalyst (A romantic Scifi/Fantasy story)[COMPLETED]

Catalyst (A romantic Scifi/Fantasy story)[COMPLETED]

43 parts / 178 pages, updated Nov 06, 2013PG-13Completed
Lucas is a class D citizen: poor, underprivileged, and unworthy to date the girl of his dreams. But his life is about to change when an a... read more
1,765,359 reads votes 57,637 comments 4,616
My God

My God

1 page, updated May 19, 2013PG-13
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Your inability to express a coherent thought is offensive to some people, too. You wanna go down this road? Huh? Okay, we'll go there.
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@TaranMatharu I like that you don't write fantasy in that way that everyone thinks they have to. You know what I'm talking about, right? Like...

@TaranMatharu You may very well be the only other author on WP who knows to use a comma before directly addressing someone's name, Taran

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