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Haters Gonna Hate

Haters Gonna Hate

167 parts / 207 pages, updated Sep 01, 2014R
***WARNING!!!*** Due to the offensive nature of this book, I no longer recommend anyone reading it. By reading this series of rants, you will only leave unhappy. Nothing... read more
18,232,584 reads votes 331,069 comments 116,364
Psych Investigation Episodes (Books 3, 4, & 5)

Psych Investigation Episodes (Books 3, 4, & 5)

Science Fiction #2 / Fantasy #3
84 parts / 455 pages, updated Aug 31, 2014
2,942,958 reads votes 121,273 comments 16,616
Why join Wattpad? What's in it for me?

Why join Wattpad? What's in it for me?

Non-Fiction #39
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Spell Book

Spell Book

11 parts / 35 pages, updated Jul 15, 2014
Everyone wants something. But are they willing to pay the price? Power, pleasure, riches beyond imagining--they can be yours if you make the sacrifice. Doug never wanted the b... read more
148,710 reads votes 5,013 comments 889
Retelling the Classics: with Sehn and others.

Retelling the Classics: with Sehn and others.

3 pages, updated Jul 06, 2014PG-13
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Questing Sucks! (book 1 completed, book 2 in progress)

Questing Sucks! (book 1 completed, book 2 in progress)

98 parts / 423 pages, updated May 15, 2014PG-13
*Warning, possibly offensive content* Sehn is an Elf, but he isn't like the others: he's rude, vicious, and all around nasty. His only w... read more
4,141,784 reads votes 74,760 comments 7,405
The Kiss of Dawn

The Kiss of Dawn

3 parts / 12 pages, updated Mar 02, 2014PG-13
She is yours. She was made for you. She is for you to touch. She is for you to love. She is for you to keep. She is for you to treasure. This is the way it has been and always shall. And if the need arises, you must kill for her.
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BROladin, by Salamander Slater.

BROladin, by Salamander Slater.

2 pages, updated Jan 07, 2014PG
The way it ACTUALLY happened.
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Psych Investigation Episodes (Books 1, 2 & 3)

Psych Investigation Episodes (Books 1, 2 & 3)

Science Fiction #962
101 parts / 483 pages, updated Dec 31, 2013PG-13Completed
An Urban Fantasy about people with extraordinary abilities. While some see them as opportunities to better the world, others see them merely as... read more
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Catalyst (A romantic Scifi/Fantasy story)[COMPLETED]

Catalyst (A romantic Scifi/Fantasy story)[COMPLETED]

Science Fiction #94 / Fantasy #144
43 parts / 178 pages, updated Nov 06, 2013PG-13Completed
Lucas is a class D citizen: poor, underprivileged, and unworthy to date the girl of his dreams. But his life is about to change when an a... read more
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