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Parogar

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*Seeking Representation* 

*NEW* Check out my blog: http://kevinweinberg.blogspot.com/
My Email: kweinberg007@gmail.com

My name is Kevin, and I'm a 25-year-old Computer Science Student attending college.

My book, Psych Investigation Episodes, has been published.
Buy it on the Kindle here: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0090U05WO/

*Important* All my works are copyrighted. DO NOT reproduce or copy my content. 

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Reads Checklist
[X] Have 1,000,000 Reads (P.IE & QS!)
[X] Have 2,000,000 Reads (P.I.E)
[X] Have 5,000,000 Reads (P.I.E)

Highest Ranking Ever Checklist
[x] #1 Nonfiction (Haters Gonna Hate)
[x] #1 Other (Haters Gonna Hate)
[x] #1 Scifi (P.I.E AND CATALYST)
[x] #1 Fantasy  (P.I.E AND QS! AND CATALYST)
[x] #1 Adventure(Don't Date Superheroes...)
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Works

Haters Gonna Hate

Haters Gonna Hate

Non-Fiction #1 / Other #2
40 parts / 41 pages, updated May 22, 2013PG-13
***WARNING!!!*** Due to the offensive nature of this book, I no longer recommend anyone reading it. By reading this series of rants, you will only leave unhappy. Nothing... read more
497,021 reads votes 18,009 comments 8,029
My God

My God

Spiritual #2 / Poetry #5
1 page, updated May 19, 2013PG-13
1,113 reads votes 110 comments 59
Questing Sucks! (book 1 completed, book 2 in progress)

Questing Sucks! (book 1 completed, book 2 in progress)

Adventure #23 / Fantasy #30
86 parts / 364 pages, updated May 18, 2013PG-13Completed
*Warning, possibly offensive content* Sehn is an Elf, but he isn't like the others: he's rude, vicious, and all around nasty. His only w... read more
2,053,370 reads votes 33,453 comments 4,335
Psych Investigation Episodes: Volume II

Psych Investigation Episodes: Volume II

Science Fiction #6 / Fantasy #9
4 parts / 13 pages, updated May 17, 2013
23,340 reads votes 3,238 comments 459
The Lost Mystics

The Lost Mystics

Adventure #27 / Fantasy #34
5 parts / 19 pages, updated May 14, 2013
A Vayterian wedding is among the most important ceremonies of the kingdom. It is a day of joy and happiness--at least until someone tries to murder the prince using forbi... read more
2,997 reads votes 286 comments 87
Catalyst (A romantic Scifi/Fantasy story)

Catalyst (A romantic Scifi/Fantasy story)

Science Fiction #32 / Fantasy #56
25 parts / 102 pages, updated May 10, 2013PG-13
Lucas is a class D citizen: poor, underprivileged, and unworthy to date the girl of his dreams. But his life is about to change when an alien race ... read more
469,304 reads votes 16,101 comments 2,069
Psych Investigation Episodes: Volume 1

Psych Investigation Episodes: Volume 1

Science Fiction #7 / Fantasy #14
100 parts / 452 pages, updated Apr 26, 2013PG-13Completed
An Urban Fantasy about people with extraordinary abilities. While some see them as opportunities to better the world, others see them merely as an opp... read more
5,210,729 reads votes 45,361 comments 7,446
Spell Book

Spell Book

9 parts / 28 pages, updated Mar 16, 2013
Everyone wants something. But are they willing to pay the price? Power, pleasure, riches beyond imagining--they can be yours if you make the sacrifice. Doug never wanted the b... read more
80,138 reads votes 1,836 comments 469
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Disenchant
Disenchant

9 hours ago
@Parogar No problem, dude :D
Parogar
Parogar

9 hours ago
@Disenchant

TY <3
Disenchant
Disenchant

14 hours ago
So I finished P.I.E book one yesterday morning. All I can say is this:

Holy shit.

I'm not exaggerating when I say that was one of the best goddamn things I've ever read. And I've read a lot. And the ending. The pairing. Goddamn I started shipping that from the very beginning and it's perfect and I just, the emotions and I really want the sequel. *does weird fangirling thing*

Uh... *coughs* Ahem. That never happened. ANYWAY. Jack is amazing. He's like my spirit animal or something. 
This has been reported as offensive and is under review
Parogar
Parogar

14 hours ago
@NeverTrustaDuck  ty
NeverTrustaDuck
NeverTrustaDuck

14 hours ago
@Parogar That's stupid.  Done B&N.  
Parogar
Parogar

15 hours ago
@NeverTrustaDuck 

Do B&N instead. Amazon doesn't consider Smashwords a real ebook retailer, so they won't even consider price matching for Smashwords
NeverTrustaDuck
NeverTrustaDuck

15 hours ago
Damn.  Oh well, I did the 'lower price' thing but I used the link from smashwords instead because that is free.  
Parogar
Parogar

15 hours ago
@NeverTrustaDuck 

Yeah, if you have a price tag on the dot com website it's because of delivery fees and stuff 
NeverTrustaDuck
NeverTrustaDuck

15 hours ago
@Parogar I'm not sure whether it's because I'm accessing it from the UK or not, but the .com site still had the price listed as $1.18...
Parogar
Parogar

15 hours ago
P.I.E in the UK is still not free on Amazon. If anyone here lives in the UK, please go here: (only if you live in the UK) 

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Psych-Investigation-Episodes-Episode-ebook/dp/B0090U05WO

And then Ctrl F to find "Tell us about a lower price"

Then when it asks where you saw a lower price, put 0 for the lower price and give this link: http://www.amazon.com/Psych-Investigation-Episodes-Episode-ebook/dp/B0090U05WO

(Their own US site) 

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