Status: It's time to learn the code of the road..... If only the damn book wasn't so boring! curse you road code book. (2 months ago)

OoshPotato

Name	Christina
Location	Narnia!!!
Birthday	Apr 24
Member Since	Mar 21, 2012
Votes Received	88
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I am a onion ninja named OoshPotato
I am friends with the wierdest people in the world
Directioner!!!!!
1D4EVA
If u have an obsession with pie ask my friend duckwinpie
My life is filled with crazy dance moves
Im a song...................... what am i?!
if u need someone to say no 4 you ask Jimmy!
Dont tell anyone but i live in my wardrobe, its so freaken big it even has a lion in it (NARNIA!!!)
Larry Bromance 4 ever!!!!
I was born on the smurfiest day of the year!!
I am standing over there by that thing yeah there i am yay you found me.
I'm sorry to tell you but I am not human
I AM A GIRAFFE
wow that was weird
I JUST GAVE UP MY SECRET IDENTITY!
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lets go crazy crazy crazy till we see the sun
yeah I just heard that song on the radio and now its stuck in my head
I now really want to go in a zorb (if you don't know what it is search it up on google)
I am currently trying to reach my 2000 word maxium limit on this thing.
*sigh*
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
I have discovered an amazing thing!
I am a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! holy moly i did not know that, le notes sarcasm
teehee
I had a treeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. then it died :(
I grew a passionfruit plant.... it died also
If you need to grow a plant dont ever come to me for help, as soon as i touch it, it will die.
That moment when you and your Dad have the same teeshirt and you end up wearing his, you cant give it back because he lives seven hours away from you. Dammit!
bye
TTFN
Tah tah for now
OoshPotato the onion ninja is signing out
over and out
cccccccccccccc *le random fuzzy noise that you make on walkie talkies*

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Now Im climbing the walls...

29 parts / 55 pages, updated May 07, 2013 PG-13

Meet Christina, Chelsea and Kate. Three best friends from New Zealand who just happen to be One Direction's PAs. But when you mix five crazy guys with three equ... read more

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If I'm Louder...

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xximjustmexx
2 months ago

lol i went there for a holiday, it was the best trip ive done round nz
blue eyed ninja out! :)

OoshPotato
3 months ago

@ChristinaHolmes Sweet! I live in Whangarei. Onion ninja out!

ChristinaHolmes
5 months ago

OMG! i live in NZ best place on earth! we should so be friends!! i live in new plymouth! blue eyed ninja out!! :)

ShanaClerzius
5 months ago

Hi! I heard that you and your friend write great sotorie do you think i could have your friends names (username) ? Please ?

Duckwinpie
7 months ago

You stole my status, that is not cool dude!

alarryusername
9 months ago

Thanks for adding my story to your library!

Duckwinpie
11 months ago

Dude, I gave you a blurb! You're supposed to use it!

EmmaKateHoran
11 months ago

Thanks for fanning (:

OoshPotato
11 months ago

Tanx bud I will use it

Duckwinpie
11 months ago

Here is a new blurb idea for your story since the one you have now doesn't relate to the story at all:
Meet Christina, Chelsea and Kate. Three best friends from New Zealand who just happen to be One Direction's PAs. 
But when you mix five crazy guys with three equally as crazy girls, things are bound to get interesting.
Join this group of retards through their life of love, laughter, tears and, most of all, complete and utter randomness.

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