| Name | Kaylee |
| Location | united states |
| Birthday | Sep 28 |
| Member Since | Jul 24, 2012 |
| Votes Received | 31 |
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The Kaylee Triva!!!! Kaylee what's your fave color? sea green/blue, Neon pink, sunset orange and sunrise yellow! Kaylee what's you fav. Animal? *Points mic at me* Wellll...... *Clears throat, yanks mic from hands* I LOOOOVVVVEEEE WOLVES, WEREWOLVES AND FOXES AT THE MOMENT!!! OOOOOO AND DRAGONS! I JUST KNOW WEREWOLVES AND DRAGONS ARE REAL! SCREW SCIENTIST THEY DON'T KNOW WTH THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT! "well acording to my notes." SHUT THE F*CK UP! LET US KIDS BE KIDS! YOU'RE REASON AS TO WHY 10 YEAR OLDS ARE ALREADY ABLE TO BE STRIPPERS! YOU CRUSHED THEY'RE DREAMS! SO I'LL CRUSH YOU NECK!!!!! WOULDN'T LIKE THAT NOW WOULD YOU?" *Slaps kaylee upside the head and yanks the microphone out of my hands* "OooooOOOoooK! Moving on! What do you fear the most? *Yanks mic back and clears throat once again* "Well I'm scared of going to the doctors, hospitals, vets and anything that involves sharp and dangerous objects.... OH! and i'm scared of being raped at night because there's this like huge hole in my window and my moms just too lazy to call in a guy to fix it... Sooo yeah! OOOO And i'm terrified of swimming in my pool alone... ummm basically being alone.... OH! and my Shadow! I swear each time I move its mocking me and making mean faces at me!.... At least I hope it's my Shadow... O.o...... Ummmm I'm terrified of Doctor suce...... And i'm 10000000000% sure there are monsters under my bed! I HATE TAKING SHOWERS ALONE! I ALWAYS HVE TO HAVE A CAT WITH ME! And..... that's it..... Wait!! "ALWAYS TRUST A MAN IN A BIG WHITE VAN ;D" *Points a machine gun at kaylee, yanks the microphone back* "What else would you like to say? HMMMMMMM!?! *Jumps on coffe table, rips off my pants and sings I'm sexy and I know it* xD (I actually did do this to my friend as a prank with her boyfriend over.... She said it's the last time I'll ever get candy... I Was sugar high xD) Vote/Fan/Comment I <3 You All, Love, OnyxKnightShade5691
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OK... Kaylee That had to be one of the funniest introductions about someone I have ever read. You are too much, I was laughing reading the whole thing. Thanks for that I forgot what I was here to say...almost. Oh yes. Thank you for fanning me I appreciate it if this is the way you introduce yourself I can just imagine the way you make comments on other people stories. I look forward to reading one on mine. Thanks again I am going to fan you back now just because I am good like that. ROFL Dawn
Hey Kaylee! Thanks for fanning :D Happy reading. xo
Hey Kaylee. thanks so much for the follow.
Hi Kaylee, thanks for following! Good luck with your writing! - Bill
Hi, thanks for following me! Enjoy the reading and writing.
Thanks for fanning me I love wolves werewolves warrior cats dragons and foxes and anime wolves yaya ooooo ya
Hi there, just wanted to stop by and say thanks for fanning me! Happy reading!
Thanks for fanning me and please keep reading, commenting and voting. happy reading! :)
Thanks for Fanning me, I like your user image, its so cute. Now, might I ask that you please go to http://www.wattpad.com/watty, select historical fiction and vote for The Black Knight? Please, please, pretty please, with a free request from you on top...(nudge, nudge, wink, wink)
I hope you're enjoying my work, and thanks for fanning :)