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LALALA THIS IS A SHARED ACCOUNT BETWEEN TWO SEXY FA- I mean flamboyant homosexuals. >:P


                                                                       ()^() JAKE-MYSTER ()^()

Herro perverts and pedophiles. ^0^
My name is Jake!
Nickname? Jakey. But only my Maxxie-boo can call me that.
~Been talking my way into your pants since 1996~
Taken by my amazing boyfriend, Maxxie. :P U jelly?
I'm extremely protective over him, soo...you've been warned. :)
I have a bit of a temper, but it comes in hand a lot, so who cares?
Favorite song?
Framing Hanley - Lollipop. Mmmm, sexy. ;3
I don't like fake people.
I fucking hate homophobes.
Gay. Dun like it? Gtfo.
I hate overrated bands/people. -.-
Fuck everyone and everything who takes part in the Westboro Baptist Church.
I hate labels, but I love cherries. :P
YouTube. 'Nuff said.
Uhh...idkwutelse2sai...
JELLO SHOTS!

                                                                          *)*(* MAXXIE *)*(*

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~! x3
:\ I wish my cat would realize that my balls are not a springboard for jumping higher.
lolwut? xD
MYNAMEISHMAXWELL. But call me Max. Only Jakey-pooh can call me Maxxie. <3
Guess what?
I love kitties. So much. <33 I want 93290584023009192756409210351+ kitty cats when I grow up. XD
I'm in a relationship with my BEST FRIEND and also SOULMATE, Jake~!
For my 16th birthday he bought me a kitten named Sherbet. <33 XD
I think Sherbet is mildly retarded, though. :/ He drools on everything, stares into space for 10 minutes at a time, he keeps licking my computer, and he likes to eat toast.
My favorite bands?
3OH!3, betchez!!!! And Sleeping With Sirens. .3.
Apparently I'm a sweetheart, as many've told me. :D
I take things personally a lot...I'm kind of a wuss, I guess? |:
I used to cut, but I've stopped when I accidentally cut too deep and made Jakey freak out... .///.
I'm a bit random. But not the stupid 'omg cheez lolololol trolol im so cute candy mountain unicornz' random.
Well, that's about it...
<3
  • Location:
    Still in the closet...Ohai, is that Narnia?
  • Joined:
    2 years ago


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