Status: TEAM CANADA FOR THE WIN! (9 months ago)
| Name | Niam Hayne |
| Location | 1Derland |
| Birthday | Mar 28 |
| Member Since | Jan 22, 2012 |
Canada eh? Zayn, don't break my table! Niall, I don't like potatos, try tomato instead. Louis, I eat carrots, so you like me, right? Harry, come into my kitchen. I want cookies. Liam, who do you consider mommy direction? Me thinks it's Zayn. Canadian and proud. Reasons: It snows all year round. We all own moose. We ski to school. We all live in igloos. Everyone dresses like lumberjacks. Hey Liam, you'll fit right in! Harry lights up Lous world like nobody else, the way Liam flicks his hair gets Zayn overwhelmed, but when Niall smiles at the ground, it's not hard to tell, he don't know, oh oh, he don't know he's beautiful. Let's dance in Styles, let's dance for a while, heaven can wait we're only watching for Niall, hoping for Zayn but expecting the Payne, are you going to drop the Lou on us? One Direction's on replay, yeah on replay. Harry's got the bed to shake, the bed to shake. Larry's going all the way, yeah all the way. And Zayn's still wide awake. @the1DInfections : My wonderful wattpad bestie who is the most random person i know. If anyone who lives in England is reading this, could you send her some Jaffa cakes and mango ice cream for me? The wonderful Larry to my Niam. The female One Direction. I ship: Larry, Niam, LiLo, Nouis, Lirry, Ziam, Narry, Ziall, Zouis and Zarry. If you don't know who these people are, kindly get off my page and go die in a hole. My favourite quote is: Screw heaven, I'm going to 1Derland - Baillie Noell The ~ is my favourite letter and squiggle is my favourite word. That is all. The girl you just called fat? She is over doesing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. Toodles!
Noellb797's Reading ListOne DirectionFinished non 1Dfinished 1Djanoskians
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wannabealyssaxx
7 months ago
hey hun xx I really hope u can give my fanfic a read xx haha I'm kinda new to wattpad n so it'd be real nice xx n btw I'm from england so I'l be sure to send off them jaffa cakes haha xx
JustANormalFang...
10 months ago
Here's to the crap we talk, the guys we stalk, the way we shop, the gossip we spill, the looks that kill. To having each other's backs, to the next morning getting the facts. Downing the Root Beer, spilling the tears, we'll stick together through the years. You're one of my favorite ladies! If I don't get back I'm obviously not a good friend... I love you <3 Now I have a game for you. Once you read this you must send it to 10 of your favorite girls =) Your next 5 days will look like this: Day 1: You will wake up to the biggest shock of your life. Day 2: You will cross paths with an old friend you miss. Day 3: You will come to find yourself with A LOT of friends. Day 4: Your day will be perfect. Day 5: The love of your life will fall head over heels in love with you
Noellb797
10 months ago
on the other hand those friends plus harleigh are some of the nicest, smartest, most caring people that i know. im glad that you are my friends and i hope that you guys can forgive me. and harleigh who for some reason was upset because i said nothing about her in the first place is amazing. she is one of my closest friends along with those said above. ^^^ i hope you all have friends as awesome as they are. and this is probably really cheesy. its true though.
Noellb797
10 months ago
I realized something today. never say anything about people online. its wrong. i did something i shouldnt have and wrote things that i know now were wrong. even if you arent thinking straight do post until you are. to my friends that this is about and you know who you are, im sorry. you know that i know that i was wrong. i hope we can get over this,
BeAfraidOfDark
10 months ago
Thanks a million for fanning me<3! Chat me up sometime:)
Noellb797
10 months ago
so what would people think if i said that i was starting a new story? its not going to be a fanfiction, i dont know i just cant seem to write them as well because i see the boys in so many different lights. anyway, new story. i need a cover though. its going to be called real life romeo and be based around the who romeo and juliet play. Anyone interested in making one for me?
JustANormalFang...
11 months ago
I miss you Canadian! You better come home real soon before i miss you too much, kay?
luckyducky21
11 months ago
Here's to the crap we talk, the guys we stalk, the way we shop, the gossip we spill, the looks that kill. To having each other's backs, to the next morning getting the facts. Downing the Root Beer, spilling the tears, we'll stick together through the years. You're one of my favorite ladies! If I don't get back I'm obviously not a good friend... I love you <3 Now I have a game for you. Once you read this you must send it to 10 of your favorite girls =) Your next 5 days will look like this: Day 1: You will wake up to the biggest shock of your life. Day 2: You will cross paths with an old friend you miss. Day 3: You will come to find yourself with A LOT of friends. Day 4: Your day will be perfect. Day 5: The love of your life will fall head over heels in love with you
JustANormalFang...
11 months ago
Where are you buddieeeeee? I miss youuuu!
witches1234
11 months ago
HI!! Me Canadian too!!! GO CANADA!
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