NicoPetrarch85

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Name	Nicholas (Nico)
Location	Tonawanda (city), New York
Member Since	Nov 06, 2011
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Aloha people of the earth and other planets!!!!! It's@Yes_You_Suck doing this old man's bio! His old one was waaaaaaaaaay too boring and old-many so I figured that I, the awesome person I am, could make it less boring!!! So, to start, this guy is an old man!!!!!!!! And.....well I'll keep his super embarrassing secret....wait, no I won't! He can't swim xD Lol he'll love that I told you people that. But no teasing him for it, that's my job! Aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnddddd only I can call him an old man :P Anywhore, this guy is one of mah bestest fwiends!!!!! He's awesomesauce and a really great friend :D And he is a great writer! Like, one of the best writers ever! Sooooooooo pwease read his writing? Tank chu!!!! Oh! Click that follow button up there people. You know you wanna! It's sooo gorgeous. Just click it. Come on. Do it. For me? No? Fine. You stink then. Hehe I kid!!!!! But really, click the button, or I kill you!!!!!! OH AND HE'S MY BUTTERNUGGET!!! Don't take my butternugget from me!

Here's a song I wrote, just for Nico :D It goes like this:

Nico you're an old man, you don't know how to swim!!! You are old, like my grandpa. You can't swim like my cat. But you're still mah bestest fwiend!!!!!!!!!

That's the end of mah song! Hope everybody of the world lurved it :D And noooooooooow I can threaten you! I love to threaten people! SOOOOOOOO, if you ever hurt my old man bestest fwiend, I will stab you. In your face. With a knife. Ten times. So, you no hurt him. Mmmkay? Mmmkay. 

Now, that be all for this. I shall leave you all with one word:

BOOBIES!! 

ASHLEY OUT!!!