They need to move the refrigerator!
Psalm 108:12-13 New International Version (NIV) 12 Give us aid against the enemy, for human help is worthless. 13 With God we will gain the victory, and he will trample down our enemies. THIS I BELIEVE, THIS IS MY GUIDE THIS WEEK
A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for medical checkup. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?'' And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.'' Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, ''I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?'' And she says, ''That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!''
I want to change my pen name to Vumbi.*pls comment* Vumbi is a Swahili word for “Dust”.
@seasofme actually it is a painting i downloaded. I don't know her. I'll upload another one in the coming weeks. African art
@Nagato, i meant to say this a while back already: your profile picture is one of the loveliest on here. (Is it someone u know at all?)
Thanks to all my readers, my editor and my friends. This is by far my fastest growing book. Koranteng Joshua Yaw (1987-??) Spiritual #734 48 parts / 2 pages, updated May 18, 2013 tags / joshua koranteng lines nonfiction quotes truth yaw 1,001 reads 110 121
(^_^) Anytime
your poetry feeds my soul
@Nephthys_B hahaha, you made my day.