New International Version (NIV)
12 Give us aid against the enemy, for human help is worthless.
13 With God we will gain the victory,
and he will trample down our enemies.
THIS I BELIEVE, THIS IS MY GUIDE THIS WEEK
A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for
The doctor runs some tests and says to the man,
''Well, everything seems to be in top condition
physically, but what about mentally? How is your
connection with God?''
And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight.
We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every
night when I have to get up to go to the
bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then,
when I leave, he turns it back off.''
Well, upon hearing this the doctor was
He called the man's wife and said, ''I'd like to
speak to you about your husband's connection
with God. He claims that every night when he
needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light
for him and turns it off for him again when he
leaves. Is this true?''
And she says, ''That idiot, he's been peeing in the
I want to change my pen name to Vumbi.*pls comment* Vumbi is a Swahili word for “Dust”.
@seasofme actually it is a painting i downloaded. I don't know her. I'll upload another one in the coming weeks. African art
@Nagato, i meant to say this a while back already: your profile picture is one of the loveliest on here. (Is it someone u know at all?)
Thanks to all my readers, my editor and my friends. This is by far my fastest growing book.
Koranteng Joshua Yaw (1987-??)
48 parts / 2 pages, updated May 18, 2013
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