About

Describing Me

Awesome
Beautiful
Open minded
Opinionated

My Likes

kitties
I like pie
Any music that is good
Cake
Andy Samberg(SNL)
Dylan O'Brian(teen wolf)
Daniel Tosh(Tosh.o)
Zack Galifianakis(The Hangover)
Nice people :)
Movies
Books
Traveling
cookies

My Dislikes

butterflies (don't laugh)
people who hurt Innocent kids
People who are too HAPPY
pervs
people who steal my candy:(
Fake people

Favorite Quotes

1.I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy
2.I want to do another reality show. It’s based on The Mole. It’s about sexually transmitted diseases. It’s called “God, I Hope That’s a Mole.”
3. I’m writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It’s called: Stop Staring at Me!
4.What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
5.Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this
6.Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
7.Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it
8.Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired
9.Don't boo people! Be more specific! Like, "WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!"
10.Reality shows are big now, Survivor , Temptation Island, The Mole. I want to make a show with three racist white people that live in the South Bronx. It will be called ...Cracker Hunt.--Zack Galifianakis
11.My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.--Zack Galifianakis
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Featured work.

Another House The first home.

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Description: Meet Nani. A girl who has been moved from home to home her entire life by her mother. Her father is dead, she can't trust the one person who is always supposed to have her back no matter what, and on the first day of her NEWEST school she manages to...

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