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MortifiedxMudxPie

Name Carmen @#*&%#♥◘☺☼!
Location Charlie's Chocolate Factory HQ
Member Since Jan 04, 2012
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 YOUR FAVOURITE CHINESE-BOSS-FLAVOURED-WITH-
               SPRINKLES-ON-TOP-FRIEND IS HERE❣

A.K.A: The asian kid next door
           That really nerdy chick
           Darren **'s sister
           Carmen Carmen **
           Caramello Coala (don't ask...)
           Chief editor of@xxMissFunkyxx books
           Whatever creative name you come up with.

♥ I like giving useless and excess information to people, like a boss.
♥ Lived in Australia since I was 9 months old. (JOY! LIKE A BOSS! *heavy sarcasm*)
♥ I like carrots, mainly because they help my vision, like a boss.
♥ I like Dim Sims because they're yummy like a boss.
♥ I like typical asian stuff, like kawaii, anime, you know the rest. (like a boss?)
♥ I'm learning Italian! Like a boss! (Roman dialect)
♥ People say I'm good at art. (Not really, I just screwed up an anime eye, like a boss. O.O;)
♥ I don't like English, but guess what language I got stuck with...
♥ I suck at History, like a boss. So do alot of other people.
♥ Really hates when people ask me if I'm "asian" or "chinese". Da fark.
♥ I apoligise in advance, but I'm THE WORST uploader. Period. Like a boss.
♥ I troll like a...troll.

Tip of life 481#: Say Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia (fear of the consecutive numbers, "666" AKA devil's numbers) and you'll be cool. Don't listen to Mary Poppins.

Fact of life 4#: Did you know Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the fear of long words? Haha.

☺Each sold seperately. Batteries not included. Limited time only. Conditions apply, you won't get free candy.☻

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The Simplistic Tale

The Simplistic Tale

3 parts / 4 pages, updated May 02, 2012PG
The Simplistic Tale. No more need for words. But, you arrogant humans always want more, so here it is. This story is about a man and a woman. No, please read on, thi... read more
181 reads votes 14 comments 36
A Problem Before Time

A Problem Before Time

8 parts / 12 pages, updated Mar 20, 2012PG
"Two tall black figures were standing in the middle of my room. They must have been the culprits." One day when he is helping the petrol station owner, Xav... read more
417 reads votes 31 comments 58
Behind Those Glasses (ON HOLD)

Behind Those Glasses (ON HOLD)

5 parts / 8 pages, updated Mar 12, 2012PG
Is it Bessie? Is it Matilda? No, it's Boxy Slade, who attends Royal Patrons Grammar College. No one remembers her name, but James has the decency to show up an... read more
319 reads votes 8 comments 6
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xxLaraxx

9 months ago
@JastineXoXo@MortifiedxMudxPie  Guys, go get a life. YOLO!
JastineXoXo
JastineXoXo

9 months ago
@MortifiedxMudxPie Your mum is old........ ;)
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9 months ago
@JastineXoXo You're old. :P
JastineXoXo
JastineXoXo

9 months ago
@MortifiedxMudxPie  Ooooooold! ;) Sorry babe but I have heard all of 'em :P Hahahahahahaha, you just reminded me of harry, ahahahah! :D
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9 months ago
@JastineXoXo BTW, found more fail pick up lines for you: 

•Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
•Baby, somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel!
•Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
•Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

HEHE. >:D
MortifiedxMudxPie
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9 months ago
@JastineXoXo LOL. >:D
JastineXoXo
JastineXoXo

10 months ago
@MortifiedxMudxPie Ayee! Haha i told her i loved the two songs and she said shell make sure to turn them up :)hahahahah! And i just realised i was singing my heart out... and there were two people on the bus from my homeroom. oh god. :// 
MortifiedxMudxPie
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10 months ago
@JastineXoXo Baha, totes. That's some epic shiz that is. Never thought Jenny had it in her. xD
JastineXoXo
JastineXoXo

10 months ago
Epic moment when my have song comes up in the bus, and jenny turns it up !! :D :D No joke, i posted my status of the lyrics of the song this morning :) 
JastineXoXo
JastineXoXo

10 months ago
@FatxPanda why am i friends with you.. ;) 

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